Stripey Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 Nigeria is awesome, here's an excerpt from the BBC's guide to nigerian dog meat terminology :404: A dog is also called 404 after the French-built Peugeot pick-up van, a tribute to a dog's ability to run fastHeadlights: A dish with the eyes of a dog as the most prominent componentGear Box: Dog's liver, heart and kidneys (usually more expensive than ordinary meat)Tyre: A dog's legs. Mr Umoh claims that eating a 'tyre' makes you a fast runnerTelephone: A dog's tailSentencing: The act of clubbing a dog to death rather than slaughtering itOga Bassey, however, says his cuisine is in high demand although his business is not doing so well because dogs are becoming scarce now in Abuja."We have heard of people stealing dogs to sell. Our policy here is that we do not deal in stolen merchandise. So, we normally quiz our customers to be sure they are selling their own dogs," he explains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 is this a kind of sub conscious response to the circus that was called the 'dolphin slaughter' (or "that vegetarian") thread?.....please say it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted March 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 is this a kind of sub conscious response to the circus that was called the 'dolphin slaughter' (or "that vegetarian") thread?.....please say it isno it's just hilarious nigerians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 So would they have a meal known as 'Exhaust Manifold' which comprises of the dog's ringpiece? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 no it's just hilarious nigeriansThose crazy foreigners!!@11!11!!LOLZ!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 404: A dog is also called 404 after the French-built Peugeot pick-up van, a tribute to a dog's ability to run fast And if it was a really fast runner 404: dog not found Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 So would they have a meal known as 'Exhaust Manifold' which comprises of the dog's ringpiece?Hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 And if it was a really fast runner 404: dog not foundOh dear... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 recipes?Hmm I fancy the little yappy bastard fae next door, bet he tastes like chicken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neutral Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 I alwayts wanted to setup a website selling dog meat Well I did set one up DOGGYCUISINE.COM but didnt have the resources to hire abatoirplus 20 for a dog wtfanyone up for business? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 I'm in Switzerland and I had snail for my starter tonight. it was actually pretty nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted March 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 I alwayts wanted to setup a website selling dog meat Well I did set one up DOGGYCUISINE.COM but didnt have the resources to hire abatoirplus 20 for a dog wtfanyone up for business?actually I was thinking the other night it might be cool to set up a restaurant which serves unusual cuisine, like dogs/cats/fruit bats/snakes and so on, i wonder if it's legal to import these meats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foreskin Ninja Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 you'd think it's the sort of business that would already be running if it was legal, interesting idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 I know that most exotic animals are classed as 'Bush Meat' and are ultra-illegal in the UK, however, fuck knows if cats and dogs can be put in the same bracket. There's already resteraunts in london and other big cities that sell things like bugs and other outlandish 'meals'.I'd easilly give any sort of meat a try once. Was totally gutted when Siberia stopped serving Ostrich, Kangaroo and other nice delecacies.Elwood, snails are alright, a bit too much like mushrooms don't you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 Eating Bush is illegal now? o_O My flatmate's ma is not going to be pleased... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 I know that most exotic animals are classed as 'Bush Meat' and are ultra-illegal in the UK, however, fuck knows if cats and dogs can be put in the same bracket. There's already resteraunts in london and other big cities that sell things like bugs and other outlandish 'meals'.I'd easilly give any sort of meat a try once. Was totally gutted when Siberia stopped serving Ostrich, Kangaroo and other nice delecacies.Elwood, snails are alright, a bit too much like mushrooms don't you think?Yeah, that was pretty much what I said, just like chewy mushrooms. I also ate kangaroo last week, and shark soup the week before. They eat some weird shit in Switzerland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 My mate had crocodile and mango pizza in New Zealand, apparently it was pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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