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Phrases that are awesome....


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Briems - The crazy dreams experienced after consuming vast amounts of brie.

Pointless arguements along the lines of 'so's yer face' 'I think you'll find yer ma's face actually'

Slime - To slime on someone - to take advantage of someone's drunken/emotional state and work the situation to your own advantage.

There are various words that have just appeared in my everyday speak but they kind of don't seem as amusing just written down.

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Guest Jake Wifebeater
awright y'cunts....

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

Japanese Flag

Stench Trench

Hershey Highway

Fudge Tunnel

Poop-Chute

The Gary (Glitter geddit?)

You missed out the best one:

The barking spider.

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Phrases that are awesome...

From my boss - "Well done Pete, take the rest of the year off and here's a big bonus"

From the wife - "Sure you can spend the weekend getting pissed and shagging strangers in Newcastle, call me when you need picking up."

From gorgeous woman on train - "Hey, can I give you a blow job?"

From national lottery spokes person - "Here's the cheque for 100 million."

Shame none of them have ever been said to me....

Pete

inthehills

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