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Phrases that are awesome....

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to lighten the mood after the miserable shite we've had on here lately, here are some phrases that need to be used more/at all. i was gonna just cut and paste the entire contents of the other thread but i thought that may have limited comedy appeal so instead, feel free to add your own.

1. Onion Bag - say this whenever something good happens. It's just nicked from playing football and scoring a raker from 35yards (something i do with alarming regularity!) and going on for days about hitting the onion bag.

2. Knuckle Deep - meaning 'to be getting highly involved in something, but maintaining a safe distance from emotional interaction.' like getting balls deep but not quite so serious

now, add your own......

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Here's one, directly related to the statement below....

1. Onion Bag - say this whenever something good happens. It's just nicked from playing football and scoring a raker from 35yards (something i do with alarming regularity!) and going on for days about hitting the onion bag.

/x

..."I can definitely smell shite"

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Guest Jake Wifebeater

The best part of you spilled out and ran down the chunk of lard your whore of a mother called a thigh.

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Oh, blow your cool, man!

Absolutely smashed and flakit [he was]. [replace with I was or we were etc.]

And [he] did this de-focus. [replace with I or we etc.]

Oh, what a mind blast!

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Guest Tam o' Shantie

The only ones I can think of are related to banging:

Laying mad pipe

Slaying tang

Wrecking mad gash/burger/cunt

Playing stinky pinky

Slap and tickle

Hammer 'n' tongs

Up to my nuts in guts

Getting your quaker

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Then there's the good old 60's/70's Glesca classic...

"Yer maw's got baws"

Kinda reminds me of that other derisory statement from back home...

"ach, yer baws, ya cunt"

...used to confuse the hell out of me!

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