Afro Droid Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 What an entertaining and educational thread. I have nothing really to contribute, other than it's much harder to sneak up on, and pick a seagull; than it is a duck. They're easy.DISCLAIMER: I didn't hurt either animal, just gave them a bit of a surprise! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 this thread was a classic aberdeen-music.com moment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 THis was indeed a fucking good thread.I think there should be a forum for archiving classic threads. Like this one. and the one with the picture of that guy from Clearer the Sky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kernel Loaf Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 THis was indeed a fucking good thread.I think there should be a forum for archiving classic threads. Like this one. and the one with the picture of that guy from Clearer the Sky.Which one is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 Which one is that?http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16375 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 THis was indeed a fucking good thread.I think there should be a forum for archiving classic threads. Like this one. and the one with the picture of that guy from Clearer the Sky.And Rune posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchelonDivision Posted July 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 Which one is that?I think he's talking about Euan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kernel Loaf Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 I think he's talking about Euan.Ah yes, I am thick. I was the one who posted the original photo in that thread aswell 8-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 Strange, but I actually got dive bomb ruinned by a group of seagulls while leaving work today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 its cos you stink of seaweed and probably thought there was some fish in aboot ye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Stax Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 the following tale is true:I saw a guy just outside sainsburys who had obviously been out jogging. he had shorts, wife beater, walkman....the works.he had stopped by the traffic lights and was avoiding a seagull which was swooping down in front of busses to get to him. he was there 20 minutes before the lighbulb above his head dimly shone. he started taking off his clothes."i know, maybe the seagull hates my shirt"weirddont know how he eventually got awayOne would have thought he could have tried the running thing he was already doing. Tube!We are victims of our own fucking mess. The gulls are here because we feed them with the crap we leave lying around. We are shit long live the gulls! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 We are shit long live the gulls! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 walking in to work today I saw too baby seagulls sitting at the bottom of the car park. no adults in site. then I get closer to my door, and theres 2 adults on opposite roof tops, and I swear they were talking to each other saying "its him again, fuck him!"queue one take off, fly past, turn and swoop attack in my direction. Didnt get very close, but still, cunts!And I smell mint today. Like actual mint, thanks to Original Source shower gel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 mint shower gel??what would DA PUNX say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 mint shower gel??what would DA PUNX say?I remember getting that mint shower gel on my bell end once. Not a happy chain of events Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 I remember getting that mint shower gel on my bell end once. Not a happy chain of events Chain of events?! Not just a sore cock?? I am now intruiged... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 mint shower gel??what would DA PUNX say?They'd say "cider anarchy fags vomit"I quite happily wash my cock and balls in it all the time. Find it rather pleasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 IMMUNITY! desalvo tomorrow YAS MIN. BEERZ PLZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 www.myspace.com/archive sukOMG LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 www.myspace.com/fuctoffi love DA EXPLOITED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 mint shower gel??what would DA PUNX say?This one would say well done. "You're not punk, you're dirty". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Chain of events?! Not just a sore cock?? I am now intruiged...Full details:1. Got mint source on bell end2. Screeched in pain as my cock tried to do a retreating act into my body 3. Tried using shower spray to wash it off, felt like diluting it was only making it worse and getting it in/on other places4. Decide to try toweling it off.5. Shampoo that was on my head starts running into my eyes causing me to go arse over tit over the side of the bath (combination of not being able to see, wet feet and minty fresh cock)6. Land on floor grab towel and address cock related problem first. 7. De-shampoo eyes.8. Think i'm alright , go for a piss an hour later and realise i must have got some up my japper during the shower head rinse off and subsequently feel like i'm pissing machetes for the rest of the day.Not fun in the slightest, though very funny in hindsight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Full details:1. Got mint source on bell end2. Screeched in pain as my cock tried to do a retreating act into my body 3. Tried using shower spray to wash it off, felt like diluting it was only making it worse and getting it in/on other places4. Decide to try toweling it off.5. Shampoo that was on my head starts running into my eyes causing me to go arse over tit over the side of the bath (combination of not being able to see, wet feet and minty fresh cock)6. Land on floor grab towel and address cock related problem first. 7. De-shampoo eyes.8. Think i'm alright , go for a piss an hour later and realise i must have got some up my japper during the shower head rinse off and subsequently feel like i'm pissing machetes for the rest of the day.Not fun in the slightest, though very funny in hindsight.A bit of an ordeal I'd have to say. I was however hoping for a similar story, but with and ending on you possibly going down a hill on roller skates and crashing into a shed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 A bit of an ordeal I'd have to say. I was however hoping for a similar story, but with and ending on you possibly going down a hill on roller skates and crashing into a shed.Haha it was a full on Basil Fawlty moment, one of many in my lifetime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Haha it was a full on Basil Fawlty moment, one of many in my lifetime.I was thinking more Frank Spencer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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