Biz Posted April 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 this happens in Aberdeen!wonder if they are veggies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 & what drugs are you taking!!!!!!!!!Are you aware of Ralph Gaebler & his work on plant distress & gas release? Seems that when a plant suffers, it screams in chemicals! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Groupie Supreme Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 sometimes my peas scream when they are in the microwave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 sometimes my peas scream when they are in the microwaveIts common knowlege....you should never pee on a microwave or any other electrical appliance.....o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcadian Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 "I have herpes (meat is murder)" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 wonder if they are veggiesThat's the dude who was DJ'ing when I paid my one and only visit to The Moorings. Switched the juke box after only 2 of my 2 quids worth of songs had been on, hmph. He played some gos shit though so wasn't all bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
666 Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 short statement that rips the piss out of hardcore militant veggiesnow *why* would you want to do THAT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 Linda McCartney was a photographer, photographers use film, film is made from Gelatine, Gelatine comes from Cows.Or...Paul McCartney eats meat, he even eat his wifes leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gasss Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 http://yourfamilyismeat.ytmnd.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 I have a T-shirt in the style of an "I heart NY" t-shirt, but it says "I heart meat" and instead of a love heart it has a cows heart.It says "Say Yes to Beef!" at the bottom, it was from Fossil Clothing I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tickle Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 A picture of a cute calf holding 2 burgers with 'Meat the parents' above it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 Eat meat......Who the fuck ever bar-B-Q'd lettuce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted April 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 This Charming Spamhttp://www.spam.com/Any more Morrisey/Smiths piss takes very welcome.sTEPHEN pATRIC mORRISEY = SPM minus the A and we all know who that is,cor it's a bit like the Kryptic crossword in the Evening Express, the plot thickens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted April 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 I hate to see drummers ripped offnow *why* would you want to do THAT?http://www.cemetrygates.com/vault/news/court.htmlAnd I'm not keen on dictators who enforce their rules.The Bass line and drums on This Charming Man surely deserve 25% of the royalties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 How about "You told me you were a Vegetarian....but you ate my meat" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Meat is eroticYou can't beat your meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted April 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 is he Catholic?Don't really want to get into slagging religion or I 'll be here all week,but it would give it an extra interesting twist.You can't beat your meat -is a porky prime cut -I smirked twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Meat isnt murder, cows have a low life expectancy anyway.Iron deficiancy is just another fun part of being a vegetarian.If meat is murder then why is the majority of the UK population not behind bars?Eating meat is bad but animal testing rocks.Im a fruitarianesque meat eater, I wait for the pigeons to fall from their nests.Lettuce is really made up of microscopic lambs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Don't have a cow man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Meat isnt murder' date=' cows have a low life expectancy anyway.[/quote'] so why aren't we all just eating our dead grandmothers and giving our babies to slaughterhouses??Iron deficiancy is just another fun part of being a vegetarian.Brocolli, Baked Beans, Chick Peas, Wholemeal Bread, Branflakes and even simple things like peanut butter. Sorted.If meat is murder then why is the majority of the UK population not behind bars?Same reason G. Bush and T. Blair are still running two of the most powerful antions in the world.Eating meat is bad but animal testing rocks.Just.....no.Im a fruitarianesque meat eater, I wait for the pigeons to fall from their nests....Lettuce is really made up of microscopic lambs.as long as I can't see their eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 so why aren't we all just eating our dead grandmothers and giving our babies to slaughterhouses??Yes' date=' why?!Brocolli, Baked Beans, Chick Peas, Wholemeal Bread, Branflakes and even simple things like peanut butter. Sorted.Sort of. One of the most common misconceptions is that Spinach is high in Iron. Its not, they put the decimal point in the wrong place. My ex was a vege, she eat a very balanced diet including all of the above foods but still had to take Iron tablets.Same reason G. Bush and T. Blair are still running two of the most powerful antions in the world.Well, people eat meat long before these guys were born.Just.....no.I jest!...as long as I can't see their eyes.What if you see their tails?I cant use quote thingys properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 you really cant /x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MKII Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Hog, you are officially rubbish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Hog' date=' you are officially rubbish![/quote']Haha, true. Oh look, I think I quoted you properly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MKII Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Haha' date=' true. Oh look, I think I quoted you properly![/quote']Ok, good, you're now just officially rubb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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