Biz Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 Does anyone know any humorous sayings to take the piss out of this depressing statement to print on a T shirt? MEAT IS MURDERmeat is breakfast meat is delicious meat is meaty meat is ... your witty message here.Imaginary prize for the best short statement that rips the piss out of hardcore militant veggies - Moz especially.metal fans -appetite for stovieseffeminate blokes wi flooers hingin oot their erse - bumsexuals against meat- literallyJim Royle -meat my arseahh the luxury of sleeping when you want is great, I can spend all night on here speaking shite to myself,and get up in time for breakfast at lunchtime.Letter to the SPaM Meister -I think somemeat is on the menue ,the meaty stovies I just had from the all night bakery were braw,the noo ,ye bufty, poofy, lentil sucking ,whinging faced, up yer ain erse... if ye had half a chance... Moz...if ye happen to be reading this...which you will as I'm just away to send you a sasidge roll through the post,and you can bet it will not contain Quorn either ,ye closet meat muncher.Oh by the way,I would not like anyone to misunderstand me,I think Moz IS A FUCKING PRICK - BUT VERY THOUGHT PROVOKING and will spill the whole story after he comments on the sasidge roll and T shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilli Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 very strange post, please go see your doctor, your symptomssound like early stages of BSE...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 Hmm.. What!How about....'It's them or us'... with a pic of a cow!!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 A picture of a cute calf holding 2 burgers with 'Meat the parents' above it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Disorder Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 Wheat Is Murder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 Meat is scary....http://www.guardian.co.uk/genes/article/0,2763,1548451,00.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 my favourite is...for every animal you DON'T eat, I'm going to eat three! (shamefully stolen from maddox.xmission.com) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spellchecker Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 meat is mordor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 Meat is erotic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 meat is smashed up animals that tastes nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 meat seems to make you lot think you're actually funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Savant Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 Meat is Murder....but it sure tastes good. (Sirius) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
careering Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 meat seems to make you lot think you're actually funny.its the drugs in the meat, make them think there funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 "If you could only hear the vegetables scream" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilli Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 "If you could only hear the vegetables scream" ?& what drugs are you taking!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 "I'm a vegetarian not because I love animals but because I hate vegetables" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MKII Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 & what drugs are you taking!!!!!!!!!http://pinkroioart.myftp.org/1967%20-%20Vegetable%20Man' date='%20Where%20Are%20You/vegeman.jpg[/img'] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 I love the thought of the slaughterhouse worker having to give the animal a second electric shot to kill it as I consume meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted April 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 congratulationsa sterling effort by Hog,but a tad too much writing for a medium sized T shirt,I'll put it on the XXL ones though,cheers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 I love the thought of the slaughterhouse worker having to give the animal a second electric shot to kill it as I consume meat."The gun's no good...the old way..with the sledge...they died better that way!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted April 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 Animal Welfare The Islamic practice of slaughtering animals by means of a sharp cut to the front of the neck has frequently come under attach by some animal rights activists as being a form of cruelty. The usual methods employed in Europe involves stunning which involves a shot to the head before the slaughter, supposedly to render the animal unconscious before its killed, so not to slow down the movement in the production line.Research In a recent study to Objectify Pain and Consciousness in Conventional and Ritual Methods of Slaughter carried out by Professor Wilhelm Schulze of the Hannover University in Germany concluded that the Islamic method was the most humane method of slaughter compared with the stunning practises which caused severe pain in the animal. The Study Several electrodes were surgically implanted at various points of the skull of all the animals, touching the surface of the brain. During the experiment, an electroencephalograph (EEG) and an electrocardiogram (ECG) recorded the condition of the brain and the heart during the course of the slaughterIslamic MethodSome of the animals were then slaughtered by making a swift, deep incision with a sharp knife on the neck cutting the jugular veins and the cartoid arteries as well as the trachea and oesophagus.Stunning MethodOther animals were stunned using Captive Bolt Pistol (CBP).Findings Islamic Method 1. The first 3 seconds from time of the slaughter, as recorded on the EEG, did not show any changes from the graph before the slaughter, thus indicating the animal did not feel any pain during or immediately after the incision.2. For the following 3 seconds, the EEG recorded a condition of deep sleep - unconsciousness. This is due to the large quantities of blood gushing out from the body3. After the above, the EEG recorded a zero level, showing no pain at all.4. As the brain message (EEG) dropped to zero, the heart was still pounding and body was convulsing vigorously (a reflex action of the spinal cord) driving maximum blood from the body - resulting in hygienic meat for the consumer Stunning Method 1. Though the animals were apparently unconcious, the EEG showed severe pain immediately after stunning.2. The hearts of animal stunned by CBP stopped beating earlier compared to the Islamic method, resulting in retention of more blood in the meat - this in turn was unhygienic for the consumer.Your Name Friends Email Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 top banana, violent AND hygienic, you dont see that every day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MKII Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 They should try the same experiment when the Islamic extremists behead hostages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted April 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 Steve Dillon art Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salsadecacahuete Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 got meat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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