Nicky Ca$ino Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 My worst nightmare come true: I have run out of Brylcreem in the Gel-forsaken land of Americano's (Blue jeans and Chinos they have in abundance). I made the somewhat rash decision of shaving all my hair off but bottled it part-way through, my question to you, the beautiful people of the Wasteland is, do I go all the way and shorn my locks completely from my head as Delilah did unto Samson or do I simply accept the fury that fate hath wrought upon my scalp and spend the next few weeks with a partial-undercut (/shudder), the redneck-favourite, until my hair grows back? I am currently sporting my regular jet-black, slicked-backed 'do except for a 1.5inch stripe of scalp starting from my right-hand temple to the right-hand nape of my neck. I can't decide whether to make the whole of my head uniform or to leave this one strip of exposed scalp, which many a story can be attributed to, such as I was mauled by ravens, as a somewhat ambiguous mark of distinction that could be coupled with an eye-patch for even greater sex-appeal. In a nutshell; shave my head or leave it intact with one (1.5 inch) stripe of hair missing from the right-hand flank? The choice... is yours! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Don't do it dude! I shaved off my beautiful locks on Sunday and now my head looks like a potato. Perhaps you could start a new fasion trend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Keep the hair! Keep the HAIR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Mon The Hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 It just wouldn't be the Nick Casino without the barnet. Persevere, ma boy. The missing bit can be explained with a far out story and a cheeky smile.love from christy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Find a wigstore fast, a pre-brylled wig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Shave yer pubes off and blu-tack them to your head.Pube-head could be the name of the style...no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Keep the hair.... for fucks sake. You've plenty time when you're 80 to have a skin-head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rowan Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 who gives a fuck about the hair, at least you in the US of A and not stuck here in shity Aberdeen.. Have a taco bell and just think.. ha ha Aberdeen is fucking freezing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Plus if you shave your head you might get sunburnt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kan' Sharuminar Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Keep the hair, most definately. There's very few situations in which you should ever consider shaving it all off.In my case, it was 50 and a bottle of whisky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rowan Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 crab's... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Amy* Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Pube-head could be the name of the style...no?Hahahahaha, excellent. I was in the hairdresser last week and one of the very unprofessional juniors informed me of the woman, Pube Head, who was about to come in and to "check out her hair." When she appeared through the door, both juniors and myself didn't know where to look. The most unnatural barnet I've ever seen. See, hairdressers can be fun.ANYWAYS, keep the hair Ca$ino! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MKII Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Shave it all off min!!! A man of your class and quality can carry 'any' look!Plus, you can ply the local women full of tails of a 'feared gangster reputation' back home in Aberdeen, London more convincingly with a shaved head! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicky Ca$ino Posted March 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Thanks everybody, I think I will leave the rest of my hair as it is and just make up a story (knife-fight, mange, pumas, etc) should anyone ask about the missing bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MKII Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Thanks everybody' date=' I think I [i']will leave the rest of my hair as it is and just make up a story (knife-fight, mange, pumas, etc) should anyone ask about the missing bit.Call yourself a fuzz-bassist!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Thanks everybody' date=' I think I [i']will leave the rest of my hair as it is and just make up a story (knife-fight, mange, pumas, etc) should anyone ask about the missing bit.Ho ho ho, we've pressurised him to keep the hair. Now you'll look daft until it grows back!This IsNotA RealSignature Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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