WoodyRATM Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 set her on fire? classic post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 set her on fire?Then put her out with a cricket bat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoodyRATM Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Then put her out with a cricket bat.hehehe id have thought trying to put her out with petrol:popcorn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 I'm with what Dayeth said on page one, tell her to fuck off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeid Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 classic postThank you. We actually got one of our mates to agree to this. He was gonna sign a contract and everything so if he died, we couldn't get sued or put in jail. I must remind him of this agreement. He's a big lad... would make a great BBQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 yeh fuck that, have your mates over and see what happens, i very much doubt they would kick you out of the flat and if they threatened it use the fact her boyfriend has stayed there without paying council tax, dont use it to try and get your friends to stay tho cause then they will sort it out, keep that one close to your chest and do what you want and if they threaten, use it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 hehehe id have thought trying to put her out with petrol:popcorn:Fed directly from a North East Oil Rig. Perhaps Sue Denim could kindly arrange this one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Don't worry about that' date=' her parents won't want to push it because quite simply, the law is on the side of the tenant when it comes to any disputes. Even if you break the contract, enforcing it is a whole different ballgame.[/quote'] And watch her credit rating plummet. The threshold for being declared bankrupt is only about 1000 isn't it, less than 3 months rent, without court expenses on top. Getting a small claims is piss easy. Get your arse inthe real world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Fed directly from a North East Oil Rig. Perhaps Sue Denim could kindly arrange this one?You'd be lucky to get any oil out of this rig. It's owned by CNR. DISCLAIMER: If any staff are reading this, the above was a joke and we really are doing well as a popular friendly company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stroppycow Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 I'm glad I'm old and don't have to bother with this nonsense anymore. MOVE OUT!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Double Jack Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 shag her bloke.in front of her.that'll get rid of him.also, just let your mates in, and let them kip anyway. wht will she do - check them out? & then all your pals will say what a twat your flat mate is?on a serious note, speak to her - as many people have said- and outline your issues in a rational order. Parents' flat - NOT her flat; you pay rent - you can decide what you like as a paying resident of the flat. And shag her boyfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catherine Posted March 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 but she has already got her mum to tell me that its too many people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metarie Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 A bottle of wine + girly chat = problem solved. You'd be amazed how effective wine can be when it comes to solving problems Seriously, there's nothing worse than sharing living space with someone if there's bad air between you, it's happened to me twice in the last year and I'm way happier living alone. I know that's not really a solution though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeid Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Your choices are simple....Tell everyone at Uni she has Aids.Sleep with her bloke while she watches.Spit in her face, call her a whore and tell her your friends are staying.Break her legs.Boot her in the fud.Gauge her eyes out with a spoon... least then she couldn't see how many people were staying over.Give her a reverse mohawk when she's asleep.I could go on forever, but none of these are funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Take a shit on the living room floor at night. She will automatically blame the bloke ..... and dump him.Unless she's German and likes that sort of thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 thoose last 2 p[osts are GREAT advice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 but she has already got her mum to tell me that its too many people.Just do it anyway, what exactly do her parents intend to do, seeing as they're so far away? Alternatively, give her a good slap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeid Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 but she has already got her mum to tell me that its too many people.having just noticed this.... you could fuck her dad to piss her mum offTake a shit on the living room floor at night. She will automatically blame the bloke ..... and dump him.Unless she's German and likes that sort of thing!shitting on the floor is an awesome idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catherine Posted March 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 she has just left for her plane home. and hasnt tidyed anything. i should take photos to show you the mess she has left me. dishes and everything. shmeh.she did leave me some hot cross buns though and a thank you note for feeding her rabbit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Boot her in the fud.That made me chuckle. Haven't heard that expression in many a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Amy* Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Don't feed her rabbit.Honestly, what can she do if the girls just come down anyway? I wouldn't back down to her. Use your balls and just go for it. What's the worst that could come out of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 she did leave me some hot cross buns though and a thank you note for feeding her rabbitOh my god, that just made my day....leave her a hot cross bunny for when she gets back that'll stop her messing with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Go on ... boil the bunny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catherine Posted March 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 chicken is too ace. i cant not feed her. and i need anne to feed my hamster when i come home at easter.if i just let them come and stay - the worst that will happen is ill be homeless and or have to live in a war soon. when anne is in a mood you do not want to be near her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeid Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 I wouldn't back down to her. Use your balls and just go for it. What's the worst that could come out of it?hahahahahaha.... best post ever!Well.. i thought so anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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