arcadian Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 "Depressed with life in general, you blow your brains out with a shotgun."Something to look forward to I suppose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 A crazed man on the golf course beats you to death with a golf club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl anachronism Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 While on a group tour of a candy factory, you fall over a guardrail and land on a taffy pulling machine. Your head, torso, and legs are ripped into three separate sections....different i guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 "As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are skinned alive and left in an abandoned warehouse."Awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 They must have a thing about Hardware Stores either making people crazy or attracting crazy people..."A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a large wrench." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Commander Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by overdosing on sleeping pills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skittles Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 "While in a movie theater' date=' a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth"im never going to the cinema again[/quote']i got that aswell, remind me never to go to the cinema with you mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 Lisa, here's your one as you're having trouble with the site..."Your body is cut into pieces when large shards of broken glass fall from a window far above your head."Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaYsus Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 "You die from complications of a ruptured appendix."thats a bit grim! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stray Cat Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 A group of disgruntled coworkers duct tapes you to a wall and uses you as a human dartboard. You die from agonizingly slow blood loss caused by hundreds of puncture wounds.My cousin's said: After suffering with a severe headache for days, the aneurysm in your brain bursts, killing you instantly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 They must have a thing about Hardware Stores either making people crazy or attracting crazy people..."A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a large wrench."of course they attract crazy people, have you not seen Lee Evans latest DVD about it being a one-stop shop for psychos?"Rope, sledgehammer, duct tape, my you're going to be busy this weekend aren't you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Buttercupgirl* Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth. Ohh i am going to the cinema tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rass Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 "While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours."Thats a bit close to the bone, five bucks on it being the death trap that is the main stairs in moshulu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 "You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull."well.....there you have it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yarpen Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 'While scarfing down lunch, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death.' nice :] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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