PrincessHolly Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 People always bring up how silly old people look with tattoos when I talk about them, but generations ago, tattoos weren't as common as they are now. By the time we're all 70 years old it won't seem unusual in the slightest!AND!! My tattoos are in places that can only be seen when wearing quite revealing clothes, I sincerely hope I'm not wearing short skirts and backless dresses at 70. If I was, I think that would be the real issue at hand, not the tattoos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 My vote goes for arse antlers aka skank stamps. You know, the tacky tattoos just above a bird's arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Sorry but' date=' ok, some people get shit tattoos and when someone reaches the age of 70 and has such tattoos he wasnt thinkin about bein fuckin 70!!!!!![/quote']Thats the point I was making really. duh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 That's funny. Because before I got my tattoo done I asked myself if it would still look "cool" when it becomes time for me to collect my pension. I decided it would, hence I got it done.Your body is your own. I say do what you like with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeid Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 My vote goes for arse antlers aka skank stamps. You know' date=' the tacky tattoos just above a bird's arse.[/quote']SKANK BADGES!!! YES! i fuckin hate them with the passion of the christ!as long as a tattoo is done well, and looks good, who care if you like it in ten years or its relevant. it still looks good. i want a tattoo, and have one planned, but i'm poor. i doubt i'll get one in the near future Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 What prices are the average tatoos anyway?I wanna get one at some point... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brymon Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 That's funny. Because before I got my tattoo done I asked myself if it would still look "cool" when it becomes time for me to collect my pension. I decided it would' date=' hence I got it done.Your body is your own. I say do what you like with it.[/quote']Well all my tatts have been spurr of the moment. if i live to regret them then well ohwell who really gives a fuck apart from me!!!an i am away to get the sick of it dragon on my leg on tuesday!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brymon Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 My vote goes for arse antlers aka skank stamps. You know' date=' the tacky tattoos just above a bird's arse.[/quote']Well i aint a skank but i am gettin a tattoo from the top of my ass but only because my back is the size it is ant the top would get chopped off, if you know what i mean?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve corps Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 i just got a tattoo of an ogre chasing a 9 year old girl over a cliff on my left thigh.man, i hope i dont live to regret this one like i regret the swastika on my cock or the 'force the truth' one on my index finger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 may very well be a cliche....i cant even spell....but thats my tats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catherine Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 ive seen some horrilbe ones lately. old men coming into my shop with really faded things like birds of boats on their hands.or the good old love hate on the nuckles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thestooge Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 The best/worst I have seen were - hen broon (fae the Broons) on a cross on quite a young guys leg and a 50 something with "Like" and "Okay" on his knuckles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 the worst one was a 10 inch profile of hitler on the inside of someones arm with some german writing underneath the image..nice (he also supported rangers)second was a massive one of a man in his cast iron bath having a wank with his humongous penis on this guys belly (one of my work colleagues)on the same guy was a tattoo of a mouse getting it from behind (by it's lover i presume)amuse us' date=' get some pictures and post them here. do it for the country!it's your mission!go! 1-2-1-2[img']http://www.sudan.net/graphic/news/conflict/child_soldier/child_soldiers%20marching.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *alex* Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 What prices are the average tatoos anyway?I wanna get one at some point...What's an average tattoo?I have two that are of very similar size but completely different prices, I really don't think there is an average price? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 Does anyone here believe they will live to see their 70th birthday??I can't picture what I'll be doing in 10 years time never mind 50! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stroppycow Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 A friend of mine has Donald Duck on her upper thigh which would be bad enough in any case, but she is a large lady and has expanded by several stone in the past five years. Poor Donald now has stretch marks and is a funny shape.Ew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Anderson Posted November 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 amuse us' date=' get some pictures and post them here. do it for the country!it's your mission!go! 1-2-1-2[img']http://www.sudan.net/graphic/news/conflict/child_soldier/child_soldiers%20marching.jpg"i would if i could, but i cannae" comes to mind.if they caught me they would probably kick the fuck out of me - well maybe not the bluenose (he is old) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiss Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 the lady that used to teach me art is now 59 i believe... and she just got a tattoo of a celtic cross practically on her butt cheek, but a bit above.she did it because her 22 year-old son wanted to get a tattoo so she thought she'd get one with himwhat a woman!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 may very well be a cliche....i cant even spell....but thats my tatsjenny from the tunnels has something remarkably similar on the small of her back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empty-words Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 This is mine, i have had many people say it is shit and have had many people say they love it and had the usual fools come out with the ''oh man that will look shit when your 70''. The sad fact is my whole body will look shit when im 70.Personally i love it and dont regret it at all, if anything i have grown to like it more since i first got it. What some people regard as ''shit'' might be amazing to another. I hope to get the rest of my back done soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 This is mine' date=' i have had many people say it is shit and have had many people say they love it and had the usual fools come out with the ''oh man that will look shit when your 70''. The sad fact is my whole body will look shit when im 70.Personally i love it and dont regret it at all, if anything i have grown to like it more since i first got it. What some people regard as ''shit'' might be amazing to another. I hope to get the rest of my back done soon.[img']http://gallery.aberdeen-music.com/data/500/medium/Picture_001.jpgQuite impressive, but I don't think the tattooist should have put the date on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 i want the "cut here" line (you know, the dashed line with the pair of scissors) around my wrist, i dunno y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *alex* Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 i want the "cut here" line (you know' date=' the dashed line with the pair of scissors) around my wrist, i dunno y[/quote']Hah. That's pathetic..how stupid will you feel at 25? or when you go for job interviews? or everyday when you see your wrist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 i want the "cut here" line (you know' date=' the dashed line with the pair of scissors) around my wrist, i dunno y[/quote']Teen angst? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Old men coming into my shop with really faded things like birds of boats on their hands.A sure-fire sign that they were either Sailors or Jailbirds, i get heaps in my work too.Do people not realise that by posting pictures in this thread that you've instantly nominated your tatoo to be the worst one you've ever seen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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