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What is the worst tattoo you have ever seen?

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I only ask because i have just seen three equally atrocious ones in the space of a fortnight.

the worst one was a 10 inch profile of hitler on the inside of someones arm with some german writing underneath the image..nice (he also supported rangers)

second was a massive one of a man in his cast iron bath having a wank with his humongous penis on this guys belly (one of my work colleagues)

on the same guy was a tattoo of a mouse getting it from behind (by it's lover i presume)

how people get such shit i just dinna ken

fuckin weirdos

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a guy i worked with had a tattoo of a hooker on his upper arm, complete with ripped fishnets and everything. It was *horrible*. plus he got it done when he was drunk so it just seemed really pretty lame.

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My cousin has a tattoo of a smiling sunshine, complete with shades. It's awful, and badly done. And to top it off: It's on her ass.

Also, my friend Danny has Tony the Tiger (from Frosties) on his back.

And a guy I used to work with has Mickey Mouses' foot on his belly. Why just the foot? Because he was getting Mickey Mouse, but couldn't bare the pain and wimped out after the foot..Why hasn't he had it removed? God knows but he's had it for over ten years now.

Some people are just stupid.

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My cousin has a tattoo of a smiling sunshine' date=' complete with shades. It's awful, and badly done. And to top it off: It's on her ass.

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Was that deliberate....does she think the sun shines out of her ass?

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Was that deliberate....does she think the sun shines out of her ass?

Hahah, well yes she does.. but she was like 15 when she had it done and has since regretted it. Mainly because her ex boyfriend took a photo of it on his camera phone, and then once they split up sent it to everyone he knew. So she's the "butt" of lots of jokes :D

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this thread is further proof that tatoos are retarded.

I saw a pensioner on the bus the other day with LOVE and HATE tatooed on his knuckles. He was about 70.

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I saw a guy once in his 50s with a really badly done home made tattoo, a love heart with an arrow through it, and "I LOVE YOU" written in the middle, just awful, and to top it off it was on the back of his hand where everybody could see it.

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it just cracks me up, the idea that in 30/40/50 years time there is gonna be a whole generation of kids whos parents have really embarassing tatoos. It's always just struck me as being a really scummy thing to do to yourself. Thats just my opinion tho, don't call me grumpy!

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I once got chatting with a guy in Radars who had a huge red '13' on his forehead. I asked him why a 13, and he said "well, it's a scary number, innit?"

Lovely chap, but utterly mental. He was just touring the world on his Harley, and showed me his passport to prove how many countries he'd been deported from (7 or 8 I think). He then proceeded to self-administer hallucinogenic eyedrops - "trying to cut down on injecting into them" - then passed out for the rest of the night.

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Everytime I go to get a new tattoo I look at all the pictures of the ones that my tattooist (?!) has done and some of them are awful.

I hate gothic lettering because the words never look right. There's a picutre of a guy with Dylan tattooed on his stomach (his son's name I think) but it looks like it says "TRICK" which is just silly.

Basically I mostly hate all tattoos that aren't mine, which is odd, because I love mine to bits.

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i have a fucking fantastic stick man tattoo on my foot done with a snapped biro and a motorhead badge, whilst off my trolley listening to the toto classic, 'africa'.as i had this done i was creating a 6 legged spider design on my friend wilsons foot.hardcore bastards.

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There was some woman i saw a news article about on the web who had the name of a casino tattooed in bold black letters on her forehead. Apparently the casino or whatever said they'd pay her 40,ooo dollars or something to have it done (strange advertising idea?) I think she was in desparate need of cash to bring up her kids or something. Makes me wonder what they think of mummy's tattoo.

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i have a fucking fantastic stick man tattoo on my foot done with a snapped biro and a motorhead badge' date=' whilst off my trolley listening to the toto classic, 'africa'.as i had this done i was creating a 6 legged spider design on my friend wilsons foot.hardcore bastards.[/quote']

has it not gone down to 4 legs now?

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this thread is further proof that tatoos are retarded.

I saw a pensioner on the bus the other day with LOVE and HATE tatooed on his knuckles. He was about 70.

Sorry but, ok, some people get shit tattoos and when someone reaches the age of 70 and has such tattoos he wasnt thinkin about bein fuckin 70!!!!!!

Also who the fuck are you to say that tattoos are retarded do they do you any harm. Nobody is askin you to get any are they, this is only about shit tattoo's you fuckin muppet!!!

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