threeornothing Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 And the time we pinned a guy down who had a peanut allergy and force fed him a peanut lion bar.Stupidist thing I've ever read. Period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 Stupidist thing I've ever read. Period.seconded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 Its weird' date=' i kinda miss Gordons, I sometimes bump into my teachers whilst wandering about town at lunchtime, and its good to talk to them, kinda on a different level as im no longer a pupil. Its always Kev Cormack i bump into for some reason...Bob [/quote']I kind of know what you mean about the different level, even in S5 and 6 some of them talk to you as though you aren't a retard. (Some still do, or maybe it's just to me.) But I met Mr Cowie and Mr Montgomery at a gig in Glasgow last week. That was unnerving but quite funny.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrinkDrankPunk Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 I met Mr Cowie and Mr Montgomery at a gig in Glasgow last week. That was unnerving but quite funny..They are always both together. were they actually at the gig?!Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 robert fucking gordons.. was there from primary 2- 6th year, gadz.. i was only put there so my big bro would look after me, did he fuck..its 3 years since i left that bad excuse of a school, mrs montgomery and her chicken neck can go fry, mr smith (geo) was my surrogate dad at school, ha.. i was a cheeky fucker at school, but still managed to get many many too many highers, so glad that experience is over.. i once asked mr richmond to bring in a chocolate cake for me (just being a loud mouth) and the next week he did, and i got to cut it up and keep the biggest bit to myself.. ohhh those were the days, eatin chocolate cake whilst doin my talk, fantastic.oooooh fuck, mre livingstone, the bio teacher, she fuckin hated me unbtil i got the best marks in her class, then it was as if i had a vacuum up my ass.. she just kept being sucked up. uhhh she was a cunnnt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
south_trendkill Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 ^^^What gig was this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester1470 Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 oooooh fuck' date=' mre livingstone, the bio teacher, she fuckin hated me unbtil i got the best marks in her class, then it was as if i had a vacuum up my ass.. she just kept being sucked up. uhhh she was a cunnnt.[/quote']Ahhh Mrs Livingston tried for yars to get me expelled but never managed it, despite me being caught with a flick knife in school (completely inoocently too) and being warned by the police for breaking and entering and suspected arson (we were innocent of both). Hmmm what else did we do, tied Mr Dougal to a bus by his bag once, reduced Beaky Morton to tears several times, once by pulling the threads on his suit as he walked passed until large parts of it started to unravel, unscrewed his door so when he ran out in a mad moment and slammed the door the door fell off his hinges. Had a few nights out in 4th,5th and 6th years with various teachers met in pubs at nights out, and used to have a great conversations with Mr Dougal (a much malignerd guy who i kept in touch with for a few years after i left school - then again in those days I was an athlete so he loved me ) about great 70's rock bands - he saw Queen on the tour they supported Mott the Hoople the only time Queen ever supported anyone, and saw bands such as the Sensational Alex Harvey Band in their peak. We also ran a casino in the common room.Ah there were some interesting times, CheersStuart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester1470 Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 ^^^What gig was this?I'd guess the Musical Box...CheersStuart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 well yesterday i left the shithole of Portlethen Academy for good (apart from exams) and oooooo it felt good! alot of the teachers told me i have to come back and say bye after exams, i get on with quite alot of them that ive had over the past year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted May 11, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 Its a lot of fun going back to your school about a year down the road. You can show all the kids that you own over them for one!(Not Birdman) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 well yesterday i left the shithole of Portlethen Academy for good (apart from exams) and oooooo it felt good! alot of the teachers told me i have to come back and say bye after exams' date=' i get on with quite alot of them that ive had over the past year[/quote']portlethen academy was ace.I liked school. most of it anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 They are always both together. were they actually at the gig?!Bob^^^What gig was this?Yeah, it was the Musical Box - Genesis tribute band. They were both there and so was Mrs Sanderson and another physics teacher. Mr Brown maybe, I'm not sure. Mr Cowie was wearing a suit, and the next time I had chemistry, he showed me the band's programme from the previous tour, and a load of reviews he had printed out As for Mr Montgomery, I'd been ignoring him every time I had French with him every week, but I decided that to like Genesis he must be an alright guy. One time he spoke to us for a double period about the meaning of life and Voltaire and that dude Sartre or whatever his name is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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