Rach_69 Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 oh there was on time in 2nd year when the geography teacher (who was sooo annoying, had the most high pitched voice ever!) started crying because we were all throwing stuff around the class and she sent one girl out and accidently elbowed her in the face so when she came back into the class we all started shouting at her for it and she ran out of the class in tears. I felt quite bad hehe.I also screamed at the PE teacher (Miss Bryce, the bitch!) at the end of last year because i wasnt doing pe (Again, i did it about 5 times throughout standard grade) and she asked me why i didnt have my PE kit and i told her its because i didnt see the point in spending money on stuff that ill hardly ever use. She asked what my mother would think and i said she would probably agree with me that its a waste of money and then sshe turned around and said"Well im sorry, it appears that its your mother we should be getting up to the school for a few lessons on parenting because obviously she is not doing a very good job of being a mother!" i was gobsmacked. I love my mum to bits and she is a very good mother so i just went skits and stormed out. Told guidence but the bitch denied everything when they asked her about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_groover Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 Oh god I hated P.E. In the 5 years I was at secondary school, I done P.E. about 4-5 times (seriously). In fact, the last time I ever done P.E. I ran up the wall to 'slam dunk' a basketball, but took the basketball hoop with me. Before I got caught, I handed the remains of it to some nerd who ended up getting the blame for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 We used to have really stupid P.E. in Hampshire. We'd do stuff like "laps" of the school hall. It was rubbish. And we had an outdoor pool which was nice but I hated it so I always had cramp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordred Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 Hahaha' date=' okay for those of you who went to St Machar Academy there is a 99% chance that you will have hated Mrs Steel (foreign languages techer). Im telling you, this woman was a total bitch. no one liked her. Anyway, one day we were all being a complete bunch of bastards in her class (throwing books, swearing etc etc) when all of a sudden she went down on her knees, and burst into tears"FOR CHRIST SAKE - IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY - LEAVE ME ALOOOOONEEEE" she said.So we did leave her alone, most of us left the classroom (and took half the tables and chairs with us) [/quote']Quality :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Kong Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 I was pretty good at school. I once made my French teacher cry but felt guilty so bought her a box of chocolates.Other than a few visits to the head teacher and one solitary detention for flicking rubbers at my maths teacher, I rarely got into trouble.By the time I started to talk back to my teachers in 3rd or 4th year, they had enough respect for me (being one of the "older pupils") to just give as good as they got. I had some great good humoured banter with a few of my teachers.I loved school. It was great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_groover Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 detention for flicking rubbers at my maths teacher.As in erasers or condoms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 Actually, I remember that we were total shits to our German teacher Mr Jones. Everytime he entered the room we'd all start singing "Dr Jones" by Aqua until one day he told us to "shut the fuck up". Year 8 german was ace though cos we spent all our time singing songs like "Ich habe eine pony ich habe zwei poodle" and playing heads down thumbs up (god knows what this had to do with german, i always cheated anyway by looking at their shoes) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy pixie Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 Hahaha' date=' okay for those of you who went to St Machar Academy there is a 99% chance that you will have hated Mrs Steel (foreign languages techer). Im telling you, this woman was a total bitch. no one liked her. Anyway, one day we were all being a complete bunch of bastards in her class (throwing books, swearing etc etc) when all of a sudden she went down on her knees, and burst into tears"FOR CHRIST SAKE - IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY - LEAVE ME ALOOOOONEEEE" she said.So we did leave her alone, most of us left the classroom (and took half the tables and chairs with us) [/quote']oh, poor mrs steel. (end sarcasm). i still have her as a teacher. the woman is insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_1903 Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 ellon academy. Mrs Houghton -MOUSTACHE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 I finished sixth year at the end of last year' date=' and somehow lasted at Gordons from primary 6. oh the memories.Its an alright school, but i would happily walk into the school quad and throw a big grenade in Mrs two-faced bitch Mc Colgans window. Id just throw feces in Les Innes's/ God damn stuck up bastards..Regards, Bob[/quote']Fuck, yeah, I know.. although I haven't had many encounters with them since I didn't take music. Some of the pupils are so up themselves as well though. I don't like any of the prefects apart from myself and about two others. But I had my prefect meeting last week (having done nothing all year) and when she thanked me for my input and all that I smiled charmingly and said a massive gushing speech thanking her and the school for the opportunities they had given me. Hahaha... the Mr Lockhart picture is indeed very amusing.Speaking of classic Gordon's teachers, did you have the pleasure of being taught by Dr Girdwood? So much stuff happened in his classes, like when everyone let bouncy balls loose in his class and he manages to fill a filing cabinet drawer with them.. or the snowman on his desk that he didn't see til halfway through the lesson..I'm in sixth year now, I didn't know too many people from your year, but I did have a massive crush on David Kane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allstardawn Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 ellon academy. Mrs Houghton -MOUSTACHE.thats nothing.. on our last day of standard grade maths we pulled up the blinds and opened all the windows and she nearly had a seizure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_groover Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 Okay folks....When I was in first year there was a teacher called Mr Alnak, again, no-one liked him. He was a maths teacher. Anyway, one day we were sitting in his class doing the work as expected. When all of a sudden my mate stood up and said"OI MR ALNAK, YOUR A CUNT"Mr Alnak stood up, took a knife out of his pocket and ran towards my mate. As he ran towards us, I jumped up, took the first baseball bat I could grab and smacked him over the face with it. As he lay on the ground with a tanned face, my mate said:"Aye, thats fit yi get cunt"There was still 25 minutes until the class was over so I taught the subject until the bell rang. After the rest of class left the room, me and my mate bundled Mr Alnak into a potato sack (he was dead) and drove to Kirkhill forest where we buried him alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 he was dead yet you buried him alive......impressive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_groover Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 he was dead yet you buried him alive......impressiveThats what he said... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 smooth groover and lazy pixie, who are you?im a st machar mink as well. st machar minks rock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_groover Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 smooth groover and lazy pixie' date=' who are you?im a st machar mink as well. st machar minks rock![/quote']My name is Craig. Used to be in a punk band back in 1996 with Lee McAllister and Roddy Martin (ask Keilan303) lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 i was bullied at primary school...bit of a geek first and second year at school...then i turned into a bit of a baddass...me and phil got pretty hardcore in info sys...cookie time!!!...not alot of teachers liked me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_groover Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 You aint hardcore until you make a teacher cry/bleed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Okay folks....When I was in first year there was a teacher called Mr Alnak' date=' again, no-one liked him. He was a maths teacher. Anyway, one day we were sitting in his class doing the work as expected. When all of a sudden my mate stood up and said"OI MR ALNAK, YOUR A CUNT"Mr Alnak stood up, took a knife out of his pocket and ran towards my mate. As he ran towards us, I jumped up, took the first baseball bat I could grab and smacked him over the face with it. As he lay on the ground with a tanned face, my mate said:"Aye, thats fit yi get cunt"There was still 25 minutes until the class was over so I taught the subject until the bell rang. After the rest of class left the room, me and my mate bundled Mr Alnak into a potato sack (he was dead) and drove to Kirkhill forest where we buried him alive.[/quote']mr alnak! legend! NORD EAD WED AND SOUD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_groover Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 mr alnak! legend! NORD EAD WED AND SOUD!HAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 man that guy....he threw a chair at my mate in my hazlehead days...that fucker was crazy!...im glad you killed him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_groover Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 man that guy....he threw a chair at my mate in my hazlehead days...that fucker was crazy!...im glad you killed him!Haha so am I. Hey I killed his wife as well (while listening to Rock and Roll by Led Zeppelin) but that's a story for another time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Haha so am I. Hey I killed his wife as well (while listening to Rock and Roll by Led Zeppelin) but that's a story for another time...you can tell it once we dig him up and toast his balls over a fire at a campsite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_groover Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 you can tell it once we dig him up and toast his balls over a fire at a campsite Oops, I forgot to mention that we cut off his balls and fed them to the bedford dogs However, Mrs Alnak is a different story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Oops' date=' I forgot to mention that we cut off his balls and fed them to the bedford dogs [/quote']oh dear...but alas we can still recant the mrs alnak story another night.god how did that guy ever get laid....oh.....oh yeah.....oh yes........"NORD EAD WED SOUD!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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