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How do you take away Varnish?


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As promised..

As promised, here's another (cheers Dawn!)

Q - What did the police man say to his stomach?

A - You're under a vest!

(Ross P, more jokes when you get back)

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Guest tv tanned
hmm well that was rather pish...my house actually reeks of varnish at the mo...god damn painters! :swearing:

shouldn't you tell them they'd get on better with paint?

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Where does a general keep his armies?

Up his sleevies

What the difference between acne and a Peodophile?

Acne waits until your 13 till it comes on your face

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Cos they smell and they're ugly

nnnneheheheheh! the last one actually made me giggle... although technically i should be disgusted.

:nono:

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Guest haigyman

this guy goes into a doctor's...

guy: doctor! doctor! i can't get "what's new pussycat" out of my head! what can i do!

doctor: hmmm...it sounds like tom jones syndrome

guy: is it common?

doctor: it's not unusual

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this one won me a prize at youth club...

Qu: what do you call a camel with three humps?

Ans: Hump-free

aye' date=' so i'll be heading off now...[/quote']

was your prize a kicking?

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