Mo-Ha Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 It's got to be the funniest thing in the word! i've sore ribs with laughing! neds guide to dancing to shit music:-stand with your feet sholder width apart.-have a beer in left hand and hold it as low as you can without spilling any.-stick right arm up in the air as though you want to touch the roof.-strighten your hand and bop it to the music while giving your head a stight bop too.-smile like a crazy person and randomly shout 'fucking arse holes!' have fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Aye min, fit's wrang wi that like yi'bam.I wis at some metal kids party.metal kids guide to dancing to shit music- avoid washing your hair for weeks, in fact personal hygeine is pretty much a no-no, metal kids feel the sweat- avoid getting a haircut, short hair is for neds and people who've outgrown the 80s- wear black, cos it makes you an individual- make sure your t-shirt has an appropriate metal band logo emblazoned on it- stand with your legs apart and bend over so you are at a right angle ready to accept daddy's love again- throw your head around like Linda Blair in the Exorcist, spilling drinks and giving innocent bystanders whiplash.have fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SensesWorkingOverTime Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 d logo emblazoned on it- stand with your legs apart and bend over so you are at a right angle ready to accept daddy's love againHAHAHA, quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ray@ladymercedes Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Aye min' date=' fit's wrang wi that like yi'bam.I wis at some metal kids party.metal kids guide to dancing to shit music- avoid washing your hair for weeks, in fact personal hygeine is pretty much a no-no, metal kids feel the sweat- avoid getting a haircut, short hair is for neds and people who've outgrown the 80s- wear black, cos it makes you an individual- make sure your t-shirt has an appropriate metal band logo emblazoned on it- stand with your legs apart and bend over so you are at a right angle ready to accept daddy's love again- throw your head around like Linda Blair in the Exorcist, spilling drinks and giving innocent bystanders whiplash.have fun! [/quote']That is fuckin quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.Borlax Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 ned parties are fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AmbientMood Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 yeah, some of the best parties I've been to are ones I had previously anticipated being kicked in at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy pixie Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 It's got to be the funniest thing in the word! i've sore ribs with laughing! neds guide to dancing to shit music:-stand with your feet sholder width apart.-have a beer in left hand and hold it as low as you can without spilling any.-stick right arm up in the air as though you want to touch the roof.-strighten your hand and bop it to the music while giving your head a stight bop too.-smile like a crazy person and randomly shout 'fucking arse holes!' have fun! reminds me of prom, he he. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindeh Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 hehehehehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 hehehehehehe you're missing the point - neds and metalheads are both dickheads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 you're missing the point - neds and metalheads are both dickheadsright on dude...skaters are the besht..talking of skateboarding...is it true you perfected your 360's yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mo-Ha Posted March 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 no no no, there not much of a point it was just really funny. the smae way i laugh at the way ppl used to dress decades ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 you're missing the point - neds and metalheads are both dickheadsi totally agree, i think im going to start wearing sqint trucker hats and suit jackets from now on (cos THAT wont make me a dickhead) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 All the parties I've been to in Aberdeen have bored me to tears. Ironically, the best one, which actually never got going, was when an a friend of mine laid out a ned in a car park. So neds DO provide the most entertainment at parties! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mo-Ha Posted March 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 that's so lame! i always have fun at parties, if it's not acctualy anygood you entertain yourself and make it good. you've only yourself to blame for not having a good time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 that's so lame! i always have fun at parties' date=' if it's not acctualy anygood you entertain yourself and make it good. you've only yourself to blame for not having a good time.[/quote']Yeh, I can't understand people who don't have fun at parties, I mean what isn't fun about dipping your cock in the punch bowl?!!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Cringe. Just because they've all been at random flats with complete randoms. You sit there with a beer, and stoned idiots try to talk to you. I can't be assed with that. I'm naive perhaps but I get easily disenchanted with humanity after gatherings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Girls with no dignity, guys with no brains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Girls with no dignitywhere!!! spoons/x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Um...everywhere? I can't really say, I have to be conservative on this one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 an after exxxodus 'party'....hell on earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 "UH-huhuhuhuuhuhuhuhuhhu!! youboysfancyapartylike?!?!?!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 (Disclaims above post) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 an offer from a nice girl last monday though.....declined Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AmbientMood Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 I just got broadband, it makes being an arsehole up to ten times easier.i think im going to start wearing sqint trucker hats and suit jackets Holy shit that's the greatest spelling error. ever.If you can't spell something, re-place with something more basic, in this case 'lop-sided' would've 'done the trick!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AmbientMood Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 I think it's important to stay pessimistic about parties, that way you can be sure of a good time..teehee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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