TelecasterSam

Prince Charles is apparently going in her stead..... She was there, as I remember, for the 50th anniversary (15 year ago) .... cos I was there too.... playing my Pipes on the beach at Arromanches......St Mere Eglize.....and Pegasus Bridge....and the British cemetary at Ranville, plus other places. (I was very proud to do so.... and it was so moving)

Not wanting to offend anyone, but can we keep references to football on the bloody "Sports" thread.... I'm sure we're not all obsessed with footy. (bores me to tears, anyway) Thank You!

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People who use "my bad" (bad grammar and an americanism) just say fucking "sorry" why use two words, when one perfectly acceptable word is there.... please! o_O oh! also..... If you see me playing my Pipes at a wedding, don't try looking under my kilt while I'm playing.... FFS..... you don't need to check if I'm going traditional, how big my dick is, etc, etc....I don't have anything unusual or anything you haven't seen before under there.... but it DOES put me off playing, and shows a distinct lack of respect for a playing musician.... rant over!

Just as a matter of interest (as its a small pet hate of mine) Can you tell me why ladies clothes have to have a "SIZE" instead of proper measurements, like mens clothes do? Is it just to protect their vanity, that they refer to/delude themselves with, something that bears absolutely no relation to the actual inches/cms of their shape or figure? Come on.... call it like it is..... !! ?(

"I have a bad feeling about this!"

He He.... Bagpipes are also, just my thing.....

Yeah, I've had these a couple of times (and one from Halifax) (I do bank with Abbey though !) You can normally spot them a mile away, as the sentence/english consruction is so obviously composed by a foreinger..... and the bank is just called Abbey PLC now, not "National".... god it makes me laugh... I've also had a few, 20m dollars deposited in Nairobi/elswhere in Africa, wanting to offload it to me in our country cos the original depositor has died with no next of kin, blah de blah.... yeah right !!!!!! call me "Willie Hunt NOT Silly C*nt" Unfortunatley, there are ALWAYS some numpties around, who will fall for them !

These made me laugh..... I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?! I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? A family is driving behind a garbage truck when a d!ldo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect." To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a dick that.big" I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits. When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids. Took her out with one punch. My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed. "It's worth spending money on good speakers," he told me. A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter. Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about 5ex at that age." "Curious about 5ex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her fucking appendix out!" I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning." He replied, "No, just having a sh!t." Disabled toilets..... Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in. I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?

I agree..... when she opened her mouth and sang, it WAS awesome ! (she defo looked very underdoggish, maybe a major makeover will help !) Cowell will have her doing show tunes etc, on CD very shortly, I'm sure ! Good Luck to her.....

I've never voted Tory in my life.....

Yeah... 2 old close friends in West Yorks, & my brother-in-law, here in Aberdeen. (even - shock horror - a couple of gays too!.... I must be mellowing in my old age)

Get a grip.... I was making a funny based on Jan's cliche'd saying.... not about the boy himself.... I have no problem, one way or the other about anyone being gay.... Who he wants to Fondle, Stroke, Kiss, Shag or whatever, doesn't worry/concern me....and there are bigger twats than me, on here, you could have a go at !!

Its WHO he might be stroking that we should be worriying about .... errgh !

Ooooh, now if it was a Lammy........I'd be very interested !

priceless story ! (can't be much fun to find out your shooting blanks & the kids are not actually yours)

Ha Ha.....shame ! Go to the bus stop earlier then ! (they're supposed to be every 12 mins or so, arn't they ?) either that, walk, or get a bike.... it seems a bit trivial as a pet hate, when you're in control of when you get to the bus stop! but your right, its not funny missing a bus.....

Ha Ha, I had exactly the same problem ! I was also confused over the use of "in-tilt" and "Fit like?" for a while too ! Its a funny old world.....

Really hate that bloody TV advert currently running, featuring a bike riding, sings like a high pitched 6 year old on 80 fags a day, Duffy !!!!!! God I can't stand her ! anyone else ?

A burglar broke into a Christian Family's home one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables; when he heard, a strange voice echoing from the dark saying, 'Jesus is watching you.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. After a while when he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, 'Jesus is watching you.' Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice and finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. Did you say that?' He whispered to the parrot.. 'Yea,' the parrot squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you.' The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me,? And what's your name?' 'Moses,' replied the bird. 'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?' 'Same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler, Jesus.!!'

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Wow, your seeing something that isn't even there !..... There is no indication, in the joke, to accertain the ages.... "Frankie Brown" could just be a same age classmate at school... !!!! Its says a lot about your thinking, if you see paedo's everywhere !

Watched "Valkyrie" last night.... Very good, and pretty accurate about the anti-Hitler conspiritors (is that spelt right?), especially Col. Claus Schenk von Stauffenberg, apart from pretty poor accents... watchable, and I would recommend it ! **** (4 out of 5 stars) Got "The Reader" and "The Day the Earth Stood Still" to watch, when I get the chance....

That happened to us just last month..... but broken spring was rubbing away the side wall of our (new Michelin) tyre.... apparently, the spring/suspension design on our car is known for this. (its a Renault Megane Scenic).... but I still blame the fucking state of the roads !

Some of you have no need to be nasty.... she's dead ! FFS At least she's at peace now....... wouldn't have wished that kind of death on anyone !