TelecasterSam

Whoooa, Sorry Jodi, didn't mean to offend you....The good Captain saw my point... Its just that if you say you were named after the racing driver.... then I posted how HIS name was properly spelt (and I didn't find it spelt any different online either, unless you're looking at some other Jodi Scheckter ??).... that's all Check with your parents...maybe your named after a nerdy American businessman.... LOL.... just joking as an aside..... My surname only has 3 letters, and loads of twat's spell that wrong too.... kinda bugs me as well, having to spell it out most times.....

I received it in an email.... Its not great.... but it made me laugh at least...

A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in progress. A sign read: 'Don't Miss The Amazing Scotsman'. The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, on centre stage, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Scotsman. Suddenly the old man lifted his kilt, whipped out a huge willy and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause as the elderly Scot was carried off on the shoulders of the crowd. Ten years later the salesman visited the same little town and saw a faded sign for the same circus and the same sign 'Don't Miss The Amazing Scotsman'. He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive much less still doing his act! He bought a ticket. Again, the centre ring was illuminated. This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table. The Scotsman stood before them, then suddenly lifted his kilt and shattered the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member. The crowd went wild! Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show. 'You're incredible!' he told the Scotsman. 'But I have to know something; you're older now; why switch from walnuts to coconuts? ''Well laddie,' said the Old Man, 'Ma eyes are nae whit they used tae be, ye ken.'

I think you'll find that THE South African racing driver that your named after is actually spelt... Jody Schecter (He used to drive the 6 wheel Tyrell-Ford early on...Cool!) (Quote.....Born: Jody Schecter, South African auto maker, World Driver's 1979 ... Unquote)

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Here you go Paul (or anyone else that might be interested..) Its a CTX 17" CRT Monitor......

Your a sad little fucker arn't you !

A nice walk around Haddo with the dog, or take the bikes and cycle round with my kids.....Picnic in summer at Balmedie.... And lastly, BBQ's in my own back garden...LOL

In retrospect Paul.....I was being a bit greedy and unrealistic If you want it mate, you can have it for a 5.....msg me and let me know!

Its in good, working nick...I hardly used it to be honest... replaced it with an LCD...so its sat at the bottom of my wardrobe, needing a good home... Will post pics shortly....

I have one, 17" CRT Monitor though, not a flatscreen! 15 and its yours.....

8-) Some very nice gear there Lame !!

Humourous, sharp, observation, always cracks me up.... great stuff!

Well... that makes a great example regarding my original posts...

Exactly how I feel about them too, Mouse....and I've been going to see them on and off, since 1972/73.....

I would still say that "Enter the Dragon" (unedited) is the best... the Nunchaku & Bo staff scenes are awesome.....plus the plot, while not great, is much more believable than the home-grown HK ones....

LOL...I'm only joking....said very tongue in cheek!

And you felt the need to see some sort of bizarre symbolism in that did you? So seeing an American flag flying makes you want to vomit?? Its just a flag! We have one too, flying from plenty of buildings in this country... It makes me laugh, that you'd sit through a film you obviously didn't enjoy, and then moan about it! afterwards, Your response would seem to indicate that you are blatantly anti-American?? Ah well, each to his own.....

Yeah... for a comic book hero type thing! I said it was pretty good, NOT great....just my opinion!

I have one, white (fully loaded actually) although its a bit beaten up (old) came off my old Hohner Strat copy!

Last 3 films I watched were: Spiderman 3 (Pretty good) Batman the Dark Knight (On the whole I thought it was shite, the best thing about it was Heath Ledger as Joker... cos bloody Christian Bale was absolute crap IMHO... Kingdon of the Crystal Skull (great escapism... really enjoyed it)

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I bet it did....Love it!....... That gave me a laugh:rockon:

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What a shame...... a sad loss, I loved watching his programmes!