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TelecasterSam

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  1. good point..... but I think in most cases we still use the correct spelling etc, in our speech...we just add regional accents in the inflection.... its a bit more interesting regarding words rooted in other languages though... I love the diversity of scottish culture just for that very reason... like words originally rooted in the gaelic....as things like : Braw glaikit scunner gallus teuchter thrawn wheesht...etc...
  2. I wanna know why they pronounce "Herbs" as "Erbs".... and treat the word buttocks as almost 2 words... ie: "Butt-Ocks" ??? gives me laugh at least..
  3. I think PC-speak requires you to just call them Golly's now.... the 'W' part is the offensive word..... With rregard to Carol Thatcher..... I think I heard that she was referring to someones large (afro style?) hair ??? and likened it to a Golly's hair.... don't remember hearing ANY reference to a black person.....but I could be wrong... ...and before anyone comes down on ME like a ton of bricks...... who am I to comment and have an opinion eh ???....
  4. Oh wow...nice language I must say.. your very touchy.... simmer down sweetie, simmer down...It was just a joke!.... I was laughing...stop making it so personal... I've NEVER abused you, btw.... and you don't know me either ! If you can't take it, don't dish it out mate !!
  5. I can SEE why they would throw, shout, etc at you...... ........ and I don't think its because your a ging-er......
  6. he he... I was speaking for others.... I always check there is some !!
  7. Good point... I hate that too ! nothing worse than sitting down starting something, then finding the roll empty.. (cue - mad rustle in your pockets for ANY kind of paper..eeugh !)
  8. I have to say...I can't stand her either! .. I think its that deadpan, boring, monotone voice of hers....that puts me off!
  9. Women.. and the toilet seat debate... UP/DOWN.... For gods sake, does it really matter ? I believe I'm being considerate, by raising the seat, just in case it gets pee-ed on.... Ladies...if its up because a guy used it last.....just put it down again for yourself... it's easy !!.... we don't ask you to raise it after you use it, for the next time we need it !.... so don't moan about us leaving it up ! Just put the damn thing down again.... okay !! ....rant over.....
  10. Ha Ha !.... if I could give you rep, I would..... that gave me a big laugh
  11. but it IS the product of our country's PC culture !, its about not teaching, proper morals, respect for yourself and others, and responsibility for your actions, if so, consequently, a story like this one. would never have occurred....sure it is just a product of "a rather slutty girl and a boy who DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL HE WAS DOING" ??? my point exactly..... The Parents should know better and they should have taught them better too !!! and its hardly an isolated incident either.... its happend countless times (just not as young looking as him)..... its tragically obscene..... btw ....I don't read the shitting Daily Mail... actually NO dailies at all !!
  12. Don't take offence ca_gere but....is YOUR 13 year old having/had a baby? I don't want mine doing so... Of course there is a PC atmosphere going on.... don't be so naive, or prove to us that there isn't one then !.........I wish folk would be sensible and wake up and smell the coffee......some ppl are openly hostile to the facts these days....coz they are too namby-pamby....
  13. er...I'm sure it probably tastes nice...... but it looks disgusting (sorry) ..... and what an artery clogger.... The stovies don't look THAT good either... LOL
  14. I just had to post this statement from the comments section of that link.... I so totally agree with this.... ...... "Its a case of kids not fearing the repercussions, but they know there won't be any repercussions because of the PC Brigade. Kids rule these days, its sad but true. Give parents and teachers back the right to discipline, without making them out to be criminals for doing so".
  15. Picture it in your mind...him & her having sex !!!! what the fuck was she thinking? (unfortunatly, THAT'S exactly what she was thinking) Underage sex, is underage sex, charges should be brought, to deter more of this kind of thing.... jeez, I'm appalled ! ...and yeah, she's nay exactly a looker ....
  16. Twist & Shout Love Me Do Please Please Me Eleanor Rigby Back in the USSR..... mmm... I could defo think of others of course, but prefer the earlier stuff
  17. Actually, when it comes to Pringles..(as much as I like them sometimes)... its really a bit of a cheat to call them proper crisps! (made of reconstituted potato power & flavourings and all that) ...they're not really traditional crisps, give me Walkers Plain anytime!
  18. Nothing wrong with Drum! I smoke Drum and/or Old Holburn.... I find Golden Virginia too bloody dry!
  19. Ooooh.... now that's just nasty! I don't particularly want to hear about her cancer problems all the time....but, I wouldn't wish her dead.... f*ck me! o_O
  20. Have a word with Diesel.... he plays a great Suhr Strat...
  21. TelecasterSam

    jokes

    c'mon post some of your jokes, and give us all a laugh!..... It might be a reflection of my daft sense of humour but this made me laugh.... A guy was driving around Dublin when he saw a sign in front of a house, 'Talking Dog for Sale.' He rang the bell and the owner told him the dog was in the backyard. The guy went into the backyard and saw a Labrador sitting there.. 'You talk?' he asked. 'Yes,' the Lab replied. 'So, what's the story?' The Lab looked up and said, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the Garda about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.' 'But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a load of puppies, and now I'm just retired.' The guy was amazed. He goes back in and asked the owner what he wanted for the dog. 'Ten euros.' the man said. 'Ten euros? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' 'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shte.'
  22. Exactly, Bigsby...perfect example.... couldn't agree more (brought a smile to my face)
  23. ....sounds like an ace line-up to me!!!!!!8-)
  24. Why don't you just use a Multi voltage adaptor ? (they have swappable polarisation and various types of plugs now you know)
  25. He's a bit of a prima-donna isn't he? I'd have said (if it was me) "Who do you think your talking to?" and smacked him... LOL
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