TelecasterSam

Mines a "Terry Gould Uni-Capo" (Metal framework with plastic insert, that fastens with adjustable webbing wrap & hook and foldover clamp) Had it MANY years, never seen one since, but its absolutely great, no probs whatsoever ! anyone heard of these?

Nothing much exciting for me really... Went through most of my school years (long ago) as "Roscoe" apparently after the radio 1 DJ at the time Emperor Roscoe.... When I started riding a Lambretta (GP200, at the back end of the real mod era 69/70) along with a bunch of others, they started calling me "Mas" (pro.. Mazz) coz its my name backwards.....that stuck for a long while.(I miss that Lammy even now!!) I also many moons ago used to frequent the CB airwaves, and all my friends referred to me by my old handle "Scorpio" which was often shortened to "Scorps" now its just plain old Sam (with occasional reference to my size "Big Man")

Yes, Coca-Cola/Schweppes added it to their empire......

Yea....local news and all that.... and I love the double page of puzzles on a saturday...

none taken Who does read it???? .... (I don't read the Daily Mail - sorry) only the EE

The Daily Mash?? I'm quite surprised that anyone with a modicum of intelligence would EVEN read that garbage ! (no offence)

"try and iron?" and? (try AN iron, for goodness sake) grammar my girl, grammar ! lol

Hear, Hear, you nailed it ! I agree completely.....

I did look online first.....and, No, it doesn't help that much.... and my original post said : "...pref for a bolt-on neck though" (and I wanted single cut too!) but thanks for trying

I'm not slim or particularly healthy these days either but : 15 - 20 years ago we didn't have 24 hrs TV, Satellite TV, X Boxes, Nintendos, Computers..... etc, etc... WE went out to play ! I think thats why kids are generally putting on more weight these days....stuck in the house in front of computers.... (just like us!)

I must say I agree with Alkaline..... What a set of ignorant/intolerant twats SOME of you are!!!! I was jumped on from a great height for making a small mistake in a post a good few months back....and some folk on here have never let me forget it.... This is double standards of the worst degree..... So, you don't like fatties eh.... who's next ??? Skinny Folk, People with freckles, Gingers, Spotty, Gay, Black, Baldies, The Old, Disabled?...... I personally hate the very healthy & fit..... slow down, you make us all look bad, you fuckers !!! (Joke)

Cool Pete, I might be interested in the Tele one ! are you selling, loaning ??? regards Sam

Thom, Thom Tit..... I couldn't give a shit ! Stop mentioning her now....Pleeeeaasse ! I'm fucking sick to death of hearing about her....who actually gives a shit anyway ??? (well slap my face with a salmon, maybe I should just stop reading the posts.... )

Hi all.... Help ! Does anyone out there, have, by any chance a template for a LP or SG Junior body??? (that includes Routs and screw hole positions etc...pref for a bolt-on neck though) I'd dearly love to beg,steal, borrow or even pay to use it....or buy it !! I'm keeping my fingers crossed....

OMG, I had that very poster on my wall when I was about 16....... shame..... she was by far the nicest original "Angel" RIP

I haven't done much home recording on my PC but, I use my Zoom G2.1u (USB powered from the PC) as an audio interface, and do any recordings using that through CubeaceLE....seems to work really well (but like I say, I'm still experimenting myself!) Worth looking at as its reasonably cheap.....(LE comes packaged with the Zoom pedal) Check it out here: G2.1u

That gave me a good chuckle "spread some rep before you blah blah blah...."

Pet Hate : Burnt toast crumbs in my butter/margarine, and the people who do that! they tend to take too much of the said butter/margarine then scrape the extra (plus crumbs) back into the edge of the tub.... yeeuch.... Thats also on a par with some people getting butter/margarine into the jam/marmalade jar...also yeeuch.... or wet spoon plus coffee, into the sugar bowl.... please just take care and do it cleanly:

A primary school class started a class project to make planters to take home to their parents. While on an outing to a small pottery, The kids were given green-ware pottery planters in the shape of clowns which they painted and glazed. The clown planters were professionally fired at the class outing so they could see the process. It was great fun! They then chose a plant that was going to be easy to take care of,...... they decided to use cactus plants. The cactus seeds were planted in the finished planters & they grew nicely, but unfortunately, the children were NOT allowed to take them home....... The cactus plants were removed & small ivy plants replaced them . The children were then allowed to take them home instead. The teacher said cactus plants seemed like a good idea at the time! ! http://www.img4free.com/images/telecastersam/cactuspots.jpg

LOL....he's become a Telecaster Tramp these days too !

The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear ' the rules ' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Saturday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is a vegetable. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. Its what we do!. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really! . 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, cars or beer. 1. You have more than enough clothes. 1. You have way too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. LOL

Craig, I'm glad Winston has been reunited with his owner....a nice ending to his adventure! Pleased for ya mate!

The pissing rain..... especially as I'm needing to mow the lawn before it gets any friggin' longer ....

Just think of it as he's having a wee adventure on his own.... I'm sure he'll be back, when he's bored or hungry, or some kind soul finds him... keep the faith & I'll keep my fingers crossed for ya!

Dear Sexytunk.... This is exactly the problem I have, nearly every time I post anything !! Some people on here, who don't know you, make a snap judgemental opinion about you, for a mistake you maybe made months ago, and then you are marked forever.....a very insular clique of mutual back slappers...but hey-ho, I'm not really complaining, life goes on ! (I'll register this point as a "Pet Hate", just to keep my opinions tidy looking...LOL)