TelecasterSam

spoken for truth.... it WAS a number of years ago!!...... 1994 if memory serves??? but the MAIN thing was losing my Tele!!!!!!

he was pretty good to me: a Sekonda watch (from the missus) New Star Trek DVD slippers Thorntons Assortment Toffees (big box) very humourous book about "car drivers" by Ivor Grump a head massage machine (wire thingy) some assorted bottles of real ale.... Speckled Hen etc,,,, Cinema Voucher and party pack (popcorn & cans)

Scum is exactly what they are!!!!! Sorry to hear that, hope they are alright? A dickless scumbag broke into our house when we lived in West Yorks, at christmas time..... bastard stole my American Standard Butterscotch Blonde Tele, wifes purse, video recorder, some saga megadrive games, an overnight bag to carry it all away in (which had some really precious irreplaceable photos in it).... bastard was caught eventually...but we got nothing back.... sold it all in Leeds for fucking drug money... AND only got 4 months for it..... Hope the Old Bill catch the twats, for your GP's piece of mind...

my guess would be sunrise !!!

That last picture is Dog the Bounty Hunter, isn't it??

Don't you find it quite surprising, that when you quickly throw something together (because of a lack of ingredients for a recipe) that you actually make something REALLY fine ???...... Made a Beef, Chick Pea and Spinach Curry for tea tonight, with some Tomato, Onion & Cucumber salad and homemade Raita, homemade chappati's, and nicely rounded off with Profiteroles & cream..... It was delicious, if I say so myself, I certainly earned brownie points from the wife & kids... yummmmmm.......

"Numptyfucker"

MOST and I use that term loosely, modern R&B artists...... can't be doing with a lot them!!!! YOU don't sing/play R&B..... call it something else.....!! Otis, Eddie Floyd, Sam & Dave, etc, etc, they are the true Rhythn and Blues artists imo !!

me too!!

People buy what they like.....(I even bought Joe's single for my daughter.... ) Thats why, in the past, we have gotten some horrendous christmas number 1's.... ah well...

2 wire type......Back/White with ground I DO know how to solder, tinning and all that....(on larger stuff) its just, eyesight not so good and hands shake a little too much for delicate thin wires, that I know I'd end up burning through em, and fucking it all up...LOL

I agree with Alkaline...... As good as they may be.... trying to get RATM to number 1, to spite an X Factor winners single IS a nasty piece of manipulation.... Market forces an all that?? The most bought, hence popular, SHOULD be the No 1, be that Joe, or no! and under normal circumstances, without this campaign, that would NOT be RATM

I agree...... Oasis are shite but leave out the reference to Quo, theres a good chap, you'll hurt my feelings !!

Another tale of "Johnny" It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question." Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." Johnny is even madder than before. Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave." Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions. When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their fucking mouths shut!" The teacher turns around: "WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny: "TIGER WOODS........... CAN I GO HOME NOW?"

On a similar vein.... I am absolutely crap at soldering....(my hands and eyes are not steady enough!) and I have a Tele needing the pu's soldering/testing....(on a self build) Anyone give me some advice on who can do this for me, and where, how much? thanks in advance... Sam

Ha Ha...... yeah, you wanna give me a scabby turkey for our christmas dinner?? we can't afford one!

you're right Nev, I'm just starting to feel flu-like symptoms.....it sucks I also got a regular flu jab in the other arm, and have a gammy left leg at the moment, so, not feeling too chipper.....I'd better be feeling better before chrimbo or will be well pissed off feeling like this!

The swine flu jab ......... bastards didn't tell me it makes your arm sore for the next 3 - 4 days..... ooochya!!

he he...that made me chuckle..... "you must spread"...... etc etc

Oh jeez, Yeah, agree totally! I ALWAYS make my own....(excellent ones, if I say so myself!)

Christmas is usually spent with just my own family (wife and 2 kids) I cook the chrimbo dinner ! Can't stand the damn cost of it all though..... the kids are at an age where its getting so much more expensive to get the presents they want !!! I think this is the first year in a long time where I don't have any bookings to play the pipes on Hogmanay..... and I'm not that bothered for once.... not much fun playing pipes (working) when every other fucker is boozing and having a great time with family or friends. but, I dare say, at some point I'll get the pipes oot an play a ditty or two! (maybe even earn a bob or two)

I'm with you on that one !!!

I don't think he missed it at all...... I think he's just pulling everyones chain !

Bistro Verde on the Green...... (speciallity is fish dishes)

I thought this was wicked!!! YouTube - Peter Kay - Children In Need 2009 [couchtripper]