Diesel

Soundcard Hi, I have an M-Audio Delta 1010LT... http://www.m-audio.com/products/en_us/Delta1010LT-main.html ...that I might be interested in selling. It comes complete with manual and works well with the likes of Cubase. As you will see from the link above, it has inputs for just about everything. DZL

Sadly no, the only Boss thingys I'm selling are a DD-6 and a CS-3 (with the funky modification and the wee blue LED).

I do - but well out of your age group !!!

Stuff all sold now. Bump.

Any auld bastards going to be there ? At least one over 30 would be OK. I'm usually the oldest guy in any of the teams I've been playing for (in fact, I think I was the oldest player in the Juniors a couple of seasons ago) and I'm getting sensitive about my advancing years o_O Anyway I could do with a run out on real grass before the Summer League at Sheddz starts up on Wednesday. Thon astroturf at Strikers is playing havoc with my knees and I want to see if it holds up on grass. DZL Ps - I've got a couple of old kits that I could bring along - to make it more interesting.

Vox Just kidding... Good luck with the purchase.

Outbid...

Car Value What make/model of car and what's mileage & general condition?

I hate it !!!!! Not because it's bad, it's damn good - but because I was eating my tea whilst listening to it and managed to bite clean through my tongue - there's blood a'wye. Now when you make it big, all I'll remember is the pain and my blood-splattered keyboard (it's a 'kin mess) when I hear your toons. Good luck with the gig. DZL Ps - that's my vocals fucked for a few weeks.

Michael Hoore Bet you the fat sack of shite has set the whole thing up so that he can do one of his one-sided expose' jobs on the American legal system. The guy's a self-serving tosspot. Farenheit 911 was a dreadful movie - on many levels. I hated that scene where Bush was at a kid's school and alledgedly got the announcement about Twin Towers. Moore takes the complete piss out of Bush's reaction to the news - what exactly was the man expected to do? Just get up and leave a bunch of confused children? Tell the kids "Hey kids ,Twin Towers has just been fucked, lots of people are dead, some may be your relatives"? I have no time for old G-Dubya, but you could see the life draining out of him before your very eyes - yet Moore used it as an opportunity to take an uncalled for, undignified cheap shot. For shame. DZL Ps - he's a Fat Cunt.

Aye - It's ma birthday, so I'll be getting up to all sorts of mischief - head spinning all the way round, speaking in tongues, levitation, projectile green vomit, watching crazy priests getting gored with lightning rods and photographers getting beheaded...you know, the usual. Might go and see the movie...

I stand corrected, it was indeed Metz - but it was still as frightening as semolina pudding.

Beautifully realised, but as pretentious as f***. Good luck with the quals. DZL

I would agree with that, but the movie was complete gash and she had to work with Ewan McGregor who's utter shite anyway. She's been outstanding in anything else I've seen her in - particularly "Lost In Translation".

That guitarist list that you're referring to was gantin' In fact' date=' "100 Greatest.... anything" really Grinds Ma Gears, min. There's rarely a week goes by without one meaningless list on the telly. And they're always PISH !!! - "voted for by you, the viewers" If watching the telly has taught us anything, it's don't let Joe Public near a camera, microphone or voting button - Joe Public knows fuck-all about anything... "100 Scariest Moments" - they let Joe Public decide what that was going to be on the list and some of the "terrifying" moments were... [list'] [*]The Singing Ringing Tree (a two-bob East European production) [*]Eastenders - with Trevor "where's ma tea Wee Mo?" the typical alchoholic, wife-beating Scot getting hit with a steam iron. [*]A Smirnoff Ice advert. [*]A Prodigy Video. [*]Some shite from Brookside (2nd worst. programme. ever.) about a patio and a murder [*]A couple of public information films about drowning and fallout. [*]That ludicrious Corrie episode with Old Chinless Gail's mudering husband Yep, "voted for by you, schemie, moronic tubs of lard who never leave the house". DZL

Trading Places His best role has to be as the crooked private investigtor in "Trading Places". Love that scence where he's talking on the phone in one of those open-air booths, doing some underhand dealings, and there's an impatient woman standing just too close to him. He says politely "please excuse me one moment" turns to the woman and casually says "Fuck Off". You need to see the scene, it's the restraint that makes it funny. DZL

Morning : wait 'til the house is empty' date=' throw one over the wrist, then back to sleep. [*']Mid-morning : More sleep Lunchtime : Think about getting, then throw another one over the wrist. 14:00 : (at the earliest) - actually get up. Go to your favourite fa(s)t-food (Mickey D's, BK, KFC) and have a combined breakfast/brunch/lunch. 15:00 : Got to Brucies or Rip&Off and use your creditcard to treat yourself to something nice (amp, geetar,pedals - whatever) - after all, your ARE on holiday. 15:00-17:00 : Time taken to get over buyers remorse. I find alchohol particulary effective. 17:00-20:00 : mair pish, than maybe a takeaway. 21:00 - hame tae feed the cat, then trawl the clubs in a continued search for your Nat King. 02:00 - Back hame for either a) aformentioned Nat King Cole b) attempt to throw one over the wrist as consolation. 04:00 - repeat 1- 9 until back to work. DZL

Ooooooooh what a rebel!!! I bet the 90-year-old granny you told to "fuck off" was well impressed.