Diesel

What do I get in return for my 900 sheets?

Bully for you I've too many guitars except a Gibson Les Paul, which I'm currently trying to buy. Hearing mixed reports about Classics vs Standards ?( All too confusing - maybe I'll buy a PRS instead or a something completely different I'm f***ing minted, so anything is possible DZL

Glad to hear it:up: Buy this one then - it's a Les Paul shape;)

Ltd Indeed it is.

ESP For Sale *** SOLD *** ESP Infinity EC-100 QM LTD See-Thru Black Cherry. Quilted. Mint condition. Ideal Metal guitar, with rich tone and great sustain. Free Ritter gig bag Bolt-on construction; 24.75 scale Agathis body w/quilted maple top Maple neck; rosewood fingerboard; dot inlays w/model name at 12th fret ESP LH-100 pickups 2 volume & 1 tone control w/3-way toggle; Black hardware Tune-o-matic bridge w/stop tailpiece 24 XJ frets 200.00 PM me for photos

GIBSON - Les Paul Wanted *** BOUGHT *** Hi, I'm looking for a Gibson-only Les Paul, preferably a Standard, although I'd consider any model. Prefer one of the "Burst" colours, but again I'm open to offers. Please PM me with details. Paul Ps - I have cash waiting and won't offer to trade anything.

Like-Minded Coffin-Dodgers Wanted to Form Band Hi, I'm looking for 30/40-something guys/gals (but age not really a problem) who are interested in forming a band for practicing/jamming with a view to working towards gigging. Influences are : Zep, Purple, Sabs, Rush, 'Head, AC/DC, Maiden, Stones, SAHB etc... All instruments welcome and a good vocalist would most certainly be welcome!!!! I play guitar, but am a good few months away from gigging standard, following a very, very long lay-off. So, if you are interested in an (initially) low-expectation venture that will help all the participants improve their game, then drop me a pm. Paul. Ps - I can get a drummer if needs be, have access to a cheap hall hire (near Dyce) and - eventually - recording facilities (my tutor is a record producer).

Sahb Sensational Alex Harvey Band - Awesome. Diverse, brave, experimental and unparalleled live.

Avoid Runrig like the plague. Awful, just awful.

Another one of my all time crap lyrics was form that abysmally bad 70's outfit, Smokie (shite name as well). "Mexical girl don't leave me alone, I've got a heart as big as a stone". I mean, what the f***???

I'm assuming that they will play Aberdeen again Nov/Dec 2006. Certainly that's the impression I got from the posts on the Yahoo forum (SAHBSTORY). Martin Kielty' date=' their manager, seemed pretty positive that they'll be back. There was also a mention of a special Aberdeen gig beacuse of the f***-up at Moshulu, where most of us missed 30-40% of the show, owing to an early start. I don't know if you caught them last time or in 2004, but they are on [b']fire. The new singer, Max Maxwell, is settling in nicely and his voice has improved out of sight this year. I always thought Zal was brilliant, but his playing was stratospheric this time out. Myself and my long-time tutor (a genius guitarist himself) were simply blown away. It's made me raise my game and I'm practicing harder than ever, although I know I couldn't ever carry his gig bag. Always happy to spraff with another SAHBster DZL

My problem with this lyric is that Sting's clearly going to get his hole aff some sexy wee schoolie, whilst the rest of us get feck-all:laughing:

Happy New Year all:band: On the "Most Overrated Band..." post, someone mentioned the excesses of Yes, ELP etc. It got me thinking that a Crap Lyrics thread might be cool. These might fall into the following example categories.... Bad Grammar - the writer can be arsed finding the right words Pretentious - has some inner meaning for members of the band only or they're simply trying to look "clever" (e.g Yes, ELP) Yes - "In and around the lake, mountains come out of the sky and they stand there" Yes - "Battleships confide in me and tell me where you are" What The F***? - not to be confused with Pretentious - just plain daft lyrics. The Tamperer (featuring Maya) - "What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?" Cheesy - Any toe-curlers - usually 70's or 80's love songs (e.g. Spandau, Lionel Richie etc) Spot The Cliche' - Predictable retreads (e.g. Whitesnake, any Hair/Poodle Rock Bands) I've stuck a couple of examples in there, please feel free to submit you're own faves. Love & Peace DZL "sitting on the fence as always!" Ps - apologies if this has already been done.

Erm, didn't Hendrix die before either of them were born?(

Hey! Don't knock "The Pents" - I can play the other scales nae bother, but "Pentatonic" is the only one I can spell!!! Love & Peace DZL

magic numbers arctic monkeys libertines babyshambles I'm with you on this one. I despise all these toneless, hookless, tuneless, noncy student-wank indie bands. Pretentious claptrap "played" by narcissitic junky tosspots, expecting us to listen and relate to pishy lyrics about their user girlfriends spilling caramel mahciatos over their favourite copies of Proust or not being able to score, because Banker daddy has cut them off. I would personally like to "kick f*ck" out of whoever commissioned this type of mince to be recorded. Love and Peace DZL - "sitting on the fence as always"

U2 - whining, one-note wonders Oasis - whining no-note wonders The Darkness - utter pish Franz Fedinand/Green Day/Coldplay etc - they're all the same, with their middle-class, weedy, student arty-farty bollox, dour tinkly-bonk riffs and nasal vocals. Ps - Don't diss "The Led" - diverse, progressive innovators. Their canon of work has stood the test of time. You don't have to like them, but you do NEED to respect them. U2 & Oasis have been churning out the same dirges for years, The Darkness are a metal version of the Black Abbotts - they are PRODUCT. The rest you can poke firmly up your excrement-caked hole. Love & Peace DZL Ps - I feel better after that, thanks.