Diesel

Beast C*** should get his baaaaaaz cut off. End of.

Hearfelt sentiment, bad sadly it'll change fuck-all. Our whole species is both destructive and self-destructive. We're all doomed. Accept it. DZL

22 ?' date=' my younger days? - he [b']MUST be having a giggle o_O Wait to you get to my age, remembering you own name by lunchtime is an achievement in itself?(

Geez A Joab Got any IT skills or experience? I need an office junior. DZL

I, Ron, May Den. Maiden are what they are, a fun band, the Happy Meal of music, professionally wrapped, delivered and tasty, but with little substance. Not every band needs to be about bar-chord driven angst or art-house pretensiousness - there's room for all kinds of music....except manufactured chart pish, of course. Death to that. Whoops, I upset some wee troll with remarks about Will "The Poofy Cunt" Young and Girls Are Pish last time out. Better be careful, me and my opinions. DZL

No news there - it's a well known fact that The Led were tea-leafs of the highest order. Great fuckin' band tho. DZL

Good band. Muddy Manninen o_O o_O Sounds like a cross between a Bluseman and an RAC Rally Driver. DZL

Simon Paul Yep, a genius to be sure, and highly influential too. I loved the vid-joe for "Call Me Al" with Chevy Chase. Brilliant. Especially the bit where they stand up to play trumpets and Chase is about twice Simon's height DZL

Keane So let me get this straight guys, you don't like Keane...? ...coz I'm detecting some hostility here. DZL

Many thanks...

Cubase eh? - be sure and stock up on Nurofen, coz I got some serious headaches trying to set it all up o_O Brilliant once you get it going tho Good luck with the sale. 2 days ago, I would have bought it from you - but I finally got Cubase to work with my set up! DZL

Ahh....cooo....stic, hmm, is that that thing wi' the big hole in the middle and nowhere to plug in into your amp ?? Yes, probably need one of those for those unplugged, mellow moments before the powerchords, with the shredding and the windmilling arms and the oh my ears!!...mahoiven-glaven. Dr Frink.

I'll have that ass...to go! Please wipe it first :laughing:

Fabulous :laughing:

I'm bored and need some retail therapy. Just sold a heap of stuff on eBay and now I've got "seller's remorse". eBay is as dead as disco as far as buying is concerned, so.... ...anybody out there selling anything interesting ???? DZL

...and the state of those fingernails. tsk, tsk, tsk.

I hope tae f**k your weren't studying English Literature :laughing: Anyhoodly-doodly, hope you pass your exams - been there done that and yes, it's a great feeling when it's all over. Advice - find yourself something exciting to do quickly, otherwise you'll hit a big anti-climatic slump. I made that mistake. Got lost for months - until alchohol and a lovely female Norwegian soldier called Hege found me. But that....is another story. DZL

Koola Shayka 'uck me !!!! What next? Dodgy, Space?

You lucky, lucky person... It's bad, really bad, with a stomp-along rythym that reminds one of sing-a-long Nick Junior kiddie programmes. The delivery is embarassingly bad, like having to watch your sister a the local gala "talent" show. Once you hear it though, it'll go roond yer heid like a hairy worm and you'll humming it unconsciously...and then comes the self-loathing. DZL

Thandi Som

I have a issue with Cubase that I'd appreciate some help with. My current setup is: - PC with internal M-Audio Delta 1010 LT card Zoom G9.2tt Effects Board. Sony Surround Sound Processor. The M-Audio is set up as the default sound card Input : Zoom is connect to the PC via USB and has proprietry drivers. Output : The Sony amp get's it feed via the HW 1/2 jacks on the M-Audio card. Cubase : I'm starting with an "empty" project and adding an "audio" track. I can see an input level in Cubase from the Zoom, but there's no sound from Monitor or Playback. I know that the soundcard to amp setup is OK as I can play from Media Player and have been able to playback the Sony Acid Pro 5.0 sample track, but can I get it to work with Cubase....??? I managed to get input, monitoring & output levels using the PC's OEM soundcard (SoundMax) and all was well apart form the 1-second latency!!! Help & thanks in advance. Ps - I'm a 15+ years Software Engineering veteran and this is embarrasing

Cool word - is it an acronym like WAMF (Wide Arsed Mother-F ****r) ??? DZL

...and neither should you. That dog is clearly an actress. Too animated for your average chav. "My ambition is to marry a Premiership footbolluhhhh" - FFS Still, with a target audience this dim........ DZL