Diesel

Can do. Gie's 20mins or so. DZL

Mair shite for sale Eltak 5.1 Speaker set-up for sale - excellent condition. Pair of front Left & Right tower speakers with powered sub-woofer built in. Pair of mini rear Left & Right satellite speakers Centre speaker All in excellent condition. 30 DZL

Booze No, I "nipped into town" with my wife for "a few things", got so depressed with her one-step-forward-two-step-back style of shopping that I left her to it and went into the Academy for "a drink". 3 hours later, I'm absolutely shiters and she phones and says "meet me in the toyshop on Schoolhill" - and the rest is history. Seemed like a good idea at the time. DZL

For Sale Scalextric 4 Le Mans 24 boxed set. This is the large Scalextric 4 set with plenty of track and accessories Complete, Boxed, Excellent Condition. Used twice Alchohol fuelled impulse buy whilst Christmas shopping last year. Ideal pressie for someone. 60 DZL

PC for sale Time 1800+ AMD Athlon 1.53ghz 640MB RAM 60GB Hard Drive GeoForce FX5200 256MB Graphics Card 24x10x40 DVD Rom CD Re-Writer Floppy Drive Modem Windows XP 17" Monitor Mouse Keyboard Speakers A decent spec PC - I've even got the original manuals! Need the room. *** Workstation & Chair now gone *** REALLY need the space - final reduction to £60 DZL

Not too shabby!!! We're usually around the £600 mark for 4 days from Aberdoom, but that's at a funcy hotel, as Mrs Diesel "doesn't do basic". Usually the Bilderberg Gardens or thon Russisn place near Dam Square that I can neither spell nor pronounce. We're over there at least 3 times a year, so I'm going to buy a flat there soon - probably on the Herengraacht or somewhere in Centruum. When I do, I'll have a housewarming party and we can introduce the neighbours to Messrs Hughes, Kettner, Fender, Page, Iommi, Blackmore, Hendrix, Hammet etc..... Enjoy your visit, I'm over there next week flat hunting and getting toasted, nicely toasted. DZL

"a really shitty raft of an acoustic guitar" - love it Quality post!!! You really shouldn't have set your standards so high

Blowjobs?....and miss out on a bacon & egg buttie - get it right up ye!!! Anyway, I'd have to change the acronym that's served me well for years and as is clearly stated, I fear change.

Profanity The fuckin' language o' yooz cunts!!! Bastardin' atrocious. Fit wiz this thread about again??? o_O

Eadgbe Elephants And Dinosaurs Get Breakfast Everday Coz I fear change 8o

Golf Hey - don't knock it 'til you've tried it Years ago, when I was working in Malaysia, my hotel was near a golf course. My sponsor, a larger-than-life Texan, asked if I'd be interested in "doing 9 holes before breakfast". You can imagine the look on my face when he arrived at my door with three stunning girls and a grin wider than the Rio Grande. Ah, them were the days.... Gaun' yersel Tommy

Chavhunt Sign me up. We won't have to look too far, chavs can be found anywhere that the following items are for sale... Burgers (American Fa(s)t Food style) Mobile Phones Super Woofer Boot Speakers Quad Bikes Sportswear killdeathkilldeathkilldeathkilldeathkilldeathkilldeathkilldeathkilldeathkilldeathkilldeathkilldeathkilldeath ZERO. FUCKING. TOLERANCE.

Feck's sake wee man/woman - lighten up 8) There won't be World War III, coz the dimwitted general public will be too busy... a) talking pish on their mobiles b) reading Chat/Heat/OK/Hello magazine c) concerning themselves with the lives and times of worthless individuals like Jade Goody & Victoria Slagbag d) watching complete and utter drivel on the telly (e.g. Big Brother - the REAL death of society) e) stuffing their fat faces with American junk food f) driving 8mpg 4x4s to the shops & back ...to care about a war This planet will most definitely end with a whimper, not a bang DZL You're right about one thing though - it is a "me, me, me" society, replete with ignorant, selfish plebs.

Graeme C - were you not on this site earlier today, bemoaning the quality of the posts? Coz I'll tell you, this one enters sheep from behind. "I've got hay fever" "Bummer, so have I" "Aye, it's no' richt fine at all" "Buy some anti-histamines" "They're cheaper oot the Super" "Naw their no'" "Aye they are" ...etc... F*****g riveting o_O

Umps At that price range ? Hughes & Kettner Trilogy or Swichblade - both very tasty. DZL

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I'd gie the bride wahn!! My search revealed an 80's Scots pop star, Saxon (NWOBHM), and some beardy-weirdy American chubbsters. DZL

Nyd The original Punks - ripped off by McLaren and his bunch of bored, middle-class Bromley frauds. Anyone seen the OGWT archive of the Dolls performing "Jet Boy"? Fantastic. DZL

PuPs Indeed they do. Sometimes the answer is right there in front of you. DZL

Hi, I bought a Seymour Duncan Hot Rails bridge p/up for one of my Strats, but it arrived without a wiring diagram - I haven't had a response yet from the seller (eBay) and don't want to fanny about any longer. Anyone here fitted one of these to a Strat before? Any hints, tips etc? Thanks in advance DZL

It's Eurotrash-techno masterpiece...of...shite! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQkOBkA_z9w&search=rock%20me%20amadeus Enjoy o_O o_O o_O

I wish I was.... Is Sandi Thom going to be there...??? This is her big fuckin' chance