Diesel

Could be he saw my council tax bill

Pm'd you, min.

"I can pop my eyes out four centimetres each' date=' it is a gift from God, I feel blessed."[/i'] pffffff - I've got an 11-inch tool - now THAT'S a gift from God DZL ps - does anyone else think he looks like a fat version of Judge Doom from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" ?

She's doing great and is with Stagecoach these days. Do you remember her????

Ha!!!! I think my daughter attended your drama school for a while You described her as "having the best voice of a 6-year-old you'd ever heard" in her annual report. I was well pleased !!!! Her name is Amy

Agree with all of the above posts Listen to the solo in Paranoid as an example of what the guys are talking about. It's got the classic call/response and it's punctuated by a reprise on the main riff - a clever solo. And as the guys say, listen to the melody and get an idea of what notes & sounds go with - and DEFINITELY rip off other stuff!!!! As an example I'm putting together a solo for a version of Neil Youngs "Rocking in The Free World" that I'm doing live soon. The original solo is honking, so my mate came up with an intro, I've worked on some widdly bits for the middle and have lifted the bridge section straight out of Montrose's "Space Station #5" to end the solo as it's a perfect fit - easy-peasy lemon squeezy :up: Good luck DZL

'kin deadbeat

ye snooze, ye lose, spunkybaws :laughing: DZL Nae worries tho' - I'm the original GAS gearhead - I'll be fed up wi' it in a week and then it'll be all yours (minus the Chopper DVD)

You're the greatest Scott I'll give you a bell. DZL Ps furry boots ur ye moving tae, aye noo ?

Can I be your "Jim Corr" - if the rest of the girls look like the sisters, that is Good luck with the band - I'll come and see you. DZL

'much for the mixer, Hogmeister ??? And I'll have Chopper - 'kin great movie "Guards!!! Keefy's had a mischief!!!"

That's ma boy

Nae luck Celtic, but Jimmy Vinegar of Castlemilk has made a good start to his Taig career don't you think? DZL Ps - just back from Captain Tom's, where I put in a Van Vossen of a performance - just awful. Had it been football, I would have made Bob Malcolm look like a silky-skilled player.

Aye - Lighten up chaps Life's to short and there's enough conflict in the world etc.... Anyhoo - any takers on first scorer ??? Rooney for me...

Amen bro... I'm originally from Killie and was on their books as a youth player (and for bitter rivals Ayr Utd) . The fact I've been up here for yonks and have seen them no more than a dozen times - through circumstance - makes me no less a Killie supporter. Anyway enough of that pish - I'm looking forward to a good game tonight. I expect Man U to win, but I don't think it'll be as easy as folks think. The "consumers of pomme de terres" will give a good account of themselves. DZL

God! that was 45 seconds of utter futility. I would have been ok if the images were controversial or inspiring. Mine were...wait for it...someone giving a lecture, a speccy plain jane in a blue jumper o_O

Can't access Youtube from the office (stupid internet police ruining MY fun), but remind me - is that the bit where he has a quick squeeze of her jubblies then blames someone else?... ...or is it the bit where he stands behind her making exaggerated pelvic thrusts and does the old "tongue in the cheek" blowjob gag whilst his mates (The Commodores, I guess) all piss themselves laughing???