... Why did someone stab you in the ass in the toilets at Frankie and Bennie's? I thought their clientele were of the more mature sort? I think my best birthday was my 16th; I had a murder mystery with some good friends and it was good lolz. I would echo the Koko's/Rambo's/Kasey Kangaroo's sentiments but I don't think any of my own birthdays were held at those places. Of course when I went to other people's birthdays (you know like in P1/2 when you had a birthday you invited the whole class) at these places it was fucking fantastic; always had to talk myself up to go down that slide, always, then after I'd come down I'd always want to do it again. What a rush! Worst birthday was probably my 15th? I was on a school trip to France for a week, and on the morning of my birthday, the teachers made us go to a farming tool museum which was about a billion miles away from our hotel and it took us HOURS to get there. The woman who curated said museum then went on to ask us questions like why we didn't watch the harvest, or if we had any interest in tools. It was hilarious, but, well, that's all I can think of, 'cause I've never had a properly bad birthday.