Nev

Bandages? Bag of his leg more like...

Students of the forum, anyone want to book us a Friday night game in the near future? Needing a couple of games under my belt to get the fitness up to a level that is still substandard.

What a hero Big Nige is. BAM! Out the game. Hard but fair. Proper football. The man of all men in a man's game. Have to go on strike to get a transfer? BAM! None of that in my game. Beautiful.

Woods, Joe. Brechin v Peterhead? Usually ends up 2-2 after we disgrace ourselves and fight back...

IN! And more characters...

Robert. Alexander. Mann.

Fixed now...

These have now been snapped up.

Ignore that last update, my mate's a knob. Two tickets still available, open to offers.

One ticket's been snapped up. The other still available. Standing ticket, open to offers.

Two, actually...

I've just had a couple of my mates pull out, so have two tickets for the Manic Street Preachers gig tomorrow available at 30 each (cost price). email nev AT iamnev.co.uk or text 07515 732697.

No longer available - the leasing agents needed a decision from me, so I've had to tell them I'm not extending the lease :-(

Oi, fuck you, you muppet!

I normally find it's 50% of the original value...

Why have all the sweets in shops been replaced by these dastardly "duo" editions? No, I don't want a big wispa broken in half, I want a fucking normal Wispa. And more choice. Stop wasting shelf space with these bigger sweets, and bring back the jelly tots you no longer have room for!

Damn, my Brewdog order was coming to Toms if it was BYOB

Two questions: 1) BYOB? 2) How may I procure tickets for this wonderous event?

How stupid are Spurs' defenders?

I could have sworn I saw the flag go up... EDIT: Yes, I did. And the whistle went.

Murr, I'm happy to be a permanent considerations once recovered from my hammy (gonna try some running this week)

Different Kai and Adam, I believe

Hi. I'm short.

Reading the above Philth at lunchtime.

So... you're not a fan then?