Nev

Any plans for stage times Ross? Got a works quiz night which will likely prevent my attendance, but may pop along after that finishes if it'd be worthwhile.

Aussies. Airdrie claim they thought they were Aussie soldiers. Fuckers.

I still get the Snes out every now and then, and the games I play most on the Wii are, er, SNES games. (Speaking of which, where is my Wii? Fuck)

Just to prove not all footballers are despicable wanks, Vinny Kompany bought 125 tickets for the derby for disadvantaged kids and their carers. Kompany generosity benefits local youngsters - Manchester City FC Needless to say, Greater Manchester Police are now questioning Vinny Kompany about a reported instance of child abuse, after the kids were forced to watch that nondescript shite on Wednesday...

McGuire signed for Arbroath in January, was still shit, and got punted at the end of the season. Don't know where he went after that... Who is possibly one of the worst players ever seen at Peterhead. And we had Jon Smith last season... Oh yeah. City game. Shite. City were the better side in the first half but too scared to attempt a shot at goal. Second half we sat far too far back and allowed manure to attack us. Neither side looked like scoring, though. It was shit. Boring.

Did he glaze the ham with man-fat?

These are now sold.

As above. Email nev@iamnev.co.uk or text me on 07515 732697. Have them in hand just now and could deliver within the city after 5pm.

Voice of an angel

There could be two "Gothenburg Greats" receiving their P45 this week. While Dingus was setting records of the wrong kind at the Tattie Bowl, Tattie Cooper was helping his side to a 1-1 draw against a team who played almost an hour with nine men. Dire is not the word.

Rachel Sermanni is utterly delightful!

This is both important and very true.

Who died and mod you boss?

I actually came across this again the other day on Mogwai's site, and thought it pertinent

Twas rather splendid an eve.

Diarmaid in the Illicit Still right now. I am invisible to this man.

You still have to go some way to beat Csaba Laszlo muttering on about ladybirds, imo.

Oh Christ, didn't realise this was Friday. Will be along!

Blackpool have been horse since Luke Varney went off.

You are pathetic. No, wait. Prophylactic? No. Prophetic. That's the one!

Not at all. You should shower it with sugarlumps, too.

Heh, recognised the Calvin & Hobbes reference immediately. Nice.

'Gwai on!

I bet she wouldn't complain about a calf strain.

Erse, might have to leave the car at home tomorrow and get the bus in...