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Peterhead are in the semi-finals of a national cup competition. What the actual fuck?

Oh dear, what a naughty Shrek... Wayne Rooney cheats on pregnant wife Coleen with £1k-a-night prostitute - mirror.co.uk

Ah Teabags, you're very stalkable. Last night, around 5.45 on George St, just beside the Spar.

Hud on, nobody told me I'd be playing with that waster tomorrow night...

I'd do 8.30-9.30, nae probs. Just don't fancy such a late finish as 10.30. Get it booked John.

CBA with a 10.30 finish. I'm out.

Unless something's changed, loan signings can only be made outside the transfer windows by lower league clubs, and only within the same country. Wonder if they managed to get this lined up late on Tuesday subject to work permit, but have only just got it ratified? Still ahve to wait for the permit of course, but if all the other paperwork's been done...

Anybody read about John McCormack's unfair dismissal claim? Football coach who told players to strip in front of female physio wins dismissal case | Glasgow and West | STV News Some quotes:

And I'm still denying it.

Gow's gone to Motherwell.

AYe. I think it's to ensure the player has no outstanding suspensions/hasn't run away from his old club etc Found this on t'web: http://www.cambridgeshirefa.com/NR/rdonlyres/3CD54932-62FF-46A9-8F64-D9306E97B688/0/International_Clearance.pdf

The same reason any transfer between England and Scotland is subject to international clearance. Any transfer that sees the player's registration transfer from one football association to another requires the dreaded "international clearance". There's never really a problem with this being given, but it can sometimes take a few days for the player's registration to transfer to the new FA. Incidentally, players whose last registration was outwith Scotland can't play as a trialist in a competitive game (Cup and SPL rules prevent this happening in any case, but trialists are allowed in the lower leagues). I presume this is because of the administration required to transfer their registration over for the sake of a maximum of three games.

I did no such thing!

And when Fozzy and Mackie came through the youth teams, the main youth coach was a sprinting coach... coincidence? Bagshaw was also signed as he was fast as fuck...

Every time Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland mention these criteria, I can't help but think: John Barnes.

On the bright side, Livi deserved it.

Murr, can we try and keep it mainly team Internet? Two or three real lifers is fine but any more and we start to lose the ab-mus sprit. I'm in for the 10th

I didn't make it back for the gig but did stalk Kirsten walking along the Gallowgate around 11.10pm, as I drove past.

If that hadn't happened right in front of me, I would not believe it happened. It did though. Right in front of me. Really. It was a bit like the Aberdeen game on Saturday, in that City were on top early doors but failed to find the net. Second half, it was like two different teams had come out. Sunderland were sharper and more aggressive, and City failed to click. Malbranque took control of the midfield and Sun'lan' deserved it in the end. Great save by Mignolet from Adebayor though...

I've, er, got a ticket for the home end at Sunderland tomorrow...

It's just a shame you didn't snap the arsehole.

Fuck football. I've retired.

I make that 17?

Sorry...

Who are the +2 and +1?