Nev

Thirded.

We getting the usual Monday Seaton action on the go then, or are you all puffs?

I'll go nipping past you (and half your team) then hit the fucking post as usual.

I can't do Tuesday or Thursday. Seaton would be a decent alternative.

You have passed the shit banter test. In for Monday then? No kicking folk, mind...

Dropped G a text about this. The moany bastard may be put off by the two-hour game-time, however.

Screw the European crap (though City got some Romanian nobodies - that'll be the new Unirea Uricenzi then...). The big news of the day is that former Caley Thistle heroes Dennis Wyness, Robert Alexander "The Great" Mann, and Martin Bavidge will return to the Tulloch Caledonian Stadium to help Peterhead gub their former employers. GAME AHN!

Not the first time that's happened...

Sorry PQ, nae aul' fogies allowed

First one to slate me on this point gets killed... I deliberately bought a car that allows me to see over the wheel.

Plinth was to your right during Manatees.

Right, since he's claimed me twice, I'm going to take one: Who: Plinth Where: Taint/Manatees/DROSS gig When: Last night Doing: being abused by sonic trickery.

Murrr's gonna get something sorted for Friday, and it's likely to be an earlier kickoff (7pm). I'm in, as is Edd. We'll get my flatmate as well and hopefully one of his mates if he's not working. So, list: Nev Edd Murr Soul_Captain Gladstone

Saw that. Yesterday was a day of crashes... August 1st: A day of crashes! | iamnev

And all because "the Stig" was unhappy Rubens beat his time round the TG Track...

What the hell did Schumi think he was doing today? He's watching Barrichello go up the inside of him for about 200m then tries to put him into the wall? Over a place worth one measly point? And the punishment for almost killing his former team-mate is a 10 place grid penalty at the next race? Bollocks. He should be banned from the sport.

So's my shin after that slide tackle I attempted on Edd.

That goalmouth was cursed for all but the flukey ginger bastard. But as he was on our team I shall not complain.

This did not happen. I dribbled through your defence, jumped over a tackle from Forbes, saw the keeper coming out, toe-poked it weakly past him, pussied chasing it and jumped out the way. Then couldn't be arsed getting back up. Half time killed me off. If we'd kept going I'd have scored more than the one I eventually did get. Karting sounds like a laugh. Been before and had great fun. Right up for it!

I shall do. Please bring your pump, as the ball is softer than hands bathed in mild green fairy liquid.

Ahem...

I too recognises the geezer, and I too can't think where from. Bizarre.

Yeah, I'd probably say Monday is best just cancelled as many of the usual Monday crew (off the top of my head, Murrr, Edd, Woods, Soda Jerk, davidm, myself...) are going to the Taint gig. I shall not be joining in post-football Moorings shenanigans tonight, I'm afraid. Small matter of having to give my dad a lift home to Kemnay after a night out. The worm has turned.

Decided to go to Manchester too...

I was at that gig as well. Although travel is dangerous, it's Mogwai, min!