Nev

How can a seemingly intelligent bloke I know go for a scan on his injured knee, and not mention which knee that's fecked? Scan results came back for the wrong knee...

I saw that coming a mile off.

I can decide whether this is the funniest thing, or the thought of your hero, Chicken Legs Evra, having a new arsehole ripped for him by Vladi Weiss.

Nah, this was some knob who was playing in A-Mo's regular Tuesday game where the regular's all dinghied it and folk like me and Murr had to step into the breach... To be fair to the boy, I don't think he meant to elbow me in the face. It'd have been my chest if I was normal sized. He was still and absolute cockrocket though...

OI! Don't rain on my parade! (but do come and see me drive my wee motor down Union St as part of the Xmas lights parade...)

I did say...

Superman will score, and I'll get depressed about how City are cunts.

Superman and Paddy Viera confirm my dislike for Bobby Manc... Aston Villa new boy Stephen Ireland admits Manchester City frustration and warns James Milner | Mail Online

Darren Mackie is Adam's "bunnykins"

Dons youngster Scott Ross has joined Peterhead on loan. Forgive me for containing my excitement. I wanted Joe Shaughnessy.

He's a good player. Needs a wee bit of fine tuning, deciding when to run with the ball and when to release it, but he's an immense talent. Should rip the SPL apart. Speaking of ripping things apart, Balotelli ripped Timisoara to shreds when he came on tonight. Great start for him, and hopefully a sign of things to come. Early days though...

Yes. Yes it is.

It's Sexy A-Levels! YAS!

I've been having a similar issue, the power would intermittently cut out only to come back seconds later. Bought a new power pack, which spent last night not working, then bizarrely started working without issue. I too am worried about it being the internal connection being goosed, but I'm looking for an excuse to get a new laptop anyway. Oh well.

Hmm, when you put it like that...

Mancini punts another of our best players. Good luck at Villa, Superman. Welcome James Milner...

Yes. Yes.

There were so many people dinghying this Friday we decided not to bother..

Cheers for the game squire! I had a few wee kicks at the baldy boy, but the elbow in the face was a bit extreme...

I'm unavailable the next two Fridays and definetely* out of Monday. *note, I typed this as a weegie would say it.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That's a fetching outfit you're wearing right now...

Diarmaid in Ma's last night.

Incidentally, this. Yes, this. Bobby Manc has no right treating a hero like Bellers so shabbily. P45 please. How ace did Lombardo look on the telly last night? He should be our manager.

Just to point out, the transfer fee doesn't apply to the player but to their playing registration, so in theory Ben Arfa could say to Marseille "screw you guys, I'm off to join Newcastle", walk out and sign a contract at Newcastle, but it wouldn't do any good as Marseille would still hold his playing registration so Newcastle couldn't actually use him. Realistically, there's laws within the game which prevent clubs offering contracts to other club's players, but I'd imagine the registration thing (as well as some form of common sense - ie not committing to a contract for a player you can't use) has a bearing on how some of the employment law issues can be avoided.

This will get embarrassing: Oasis - Roll With it Ride - Close My Eyes The Reindeer Section - Cold Water The Bluetones - Keep The Home Fires Burning Oasis - Keep the Dream Alive BRMC - Stop The Beta Band - Troubles Noel Gallagher - Listen Up Captain Face - Your Credit Is Good Here The View - Dance Into The Night I only put inoffensive listenable stuff on my iphone...