NARC

Necrophiliac.

Care to tell us more, Daniel?

3 items, not alive, remember... I'd take: 1. Notebook and pen(s) 2. Many packets of contact lenses 3. Many books

Mike, this one has closed written all over it, you should know better. How must the poor chap be feeling? Ha ha ha

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I'm working all week, but I could snare an hour for lunch one day and we could bassment it up with the usual suspects, if desired...

Ooh this has given me a few pointers! I have the NES and Mario 3 nestled in my drawer downstairs. *Breaks out dated console* A few points though, when he uses the magic whistle he gets to the Worlds 2,3 and 4 select bit. But then when he uses the second one he skips straight to World 8. My recollection is that you would only move to the World 5,6 and 7 bit. I haven't played for a while though... Oh and Mario keeps getting one ups for nailing the bombs. I don't remember that happening! Still an enjoyable watch...

I am more interested in World War One, mainly because I am quite fascinated by the weird balance between the traditional social and militaristic characteristics of the 19th Century and the technological advancement of the 20th, i.e horses v machine guns. Plus, I am intrigued by the geography of Europe at that time and the existence of imperialist Empires, which were much more prominent in WW1. WW2 may have been more truly a "world war", but in many senses WW1 does compete with this, with theatres in all over Europe, Russia, the Otttoman Empire and the Pacific, with many countries involved. An even greater feat considering the inadequate transport facilities of the time.

You're the one that's thinking it, I'm the one that's praying for it

Oh. You were being SERIOUS about "Club Foot". *Clubs foot *

Zippy, if you start saying "Awright Skinbags", then... *Breaks face*

I sometimes wonder how easy it is to get out of a car underwater. In "the movies" it always seems extremely difficult. It also reminds me of that Bond film, is it "A View To a Kill" where Roger Moore escapes from the car that has been pushed into the river but leaves the chaffeur to drown. Bastard!

I'm sure Gav can raid the coffers to hire a Kasabian tribute band just for you. If that happens though, I'll give you a club foot

Not a chance. TPBM knows the rules of cricket like the back of their hand...

They are mentioned on one of the radio bits on "Songs For the Deaf", along the lines of "Millionaire. A song about something you'll never be. HAHAHAHAHA" You get the gist....

Filthy metallers are slowly taking us over...Sir Knight, we need your help....

33% gay, me and Johnny Mac are made for each other.... My heart was in my mouth when the swingometer thingy kept on going and reached 100%, until I realised it was merely a misleading graphic

I "work" in Bruce Millers, which consists of tidying the store, being rude to customers, going on this website and having hour-long joke Ibanez sessions

Zippy's cd is showing promise....Mudhoney and Lapsus! Well done laddie!

Destruction of Istres on Pro Evolution Soccer 4

They appear as a duo on mine as well...

Here are a few football-related ones: Carsten Jancker Wim Jansen Colin Nish Vikash Dhorasoo Giorgios Seitaridis Ulf Kirsten (for a piss) Feel free to add the ones I've overlooked...

Me Ollie and Mike are meeting tomorrow I reckon. So KarmaTsunami, your ultimate desire to get your grubby mitts on the NARC tape is coming just that little bit closer to fruition

No, I have 'een on my phone though. TPBM thinks Fyodor is the most attractive man