HummerOfIntenseEvil

The thing that pisses me off most is folk who use the right hand lane to go straight ahead at a roundabout. It's fucking arrogant. "I'm so much more important than all you people so I'm not going to queue." In that situation, I go straight ahead too (even if I wasn't going to) and undertake them on the roundabout, slow RIIIIIGHT down, and then zoom off. Occasionally I'll give them the finger. Queen's Road/Anderson Drive roundabout is the WORST for that. And I hate folk who indicate right on the mini Broomhill/Holburn roundabout when they're actually going straight ahead (ie from the Holburn roundabout to Broomhill Road). I've always meant to invent flip-up signs for car backwindows with things such as "Use the correct lane you cunt", "Did you actually bother to read the Highway Code before you sat your driving test twatface?" and "I'll let you past as soon as you stop driving RIGHT up my arse, you fuck".

Some people think it's funny but it's really hot and runny Diarrhoea! Diarrhoea! Loved that song when I was little.

Well my one just has something about Portlethen Primary, a couple of mountain climbers, and a guy who's gonna be doing the highland fling. Perhaps you don't get the Aberdeen City copy?

That joke was bad enough to leave even me red faced.

Haha!! That's ace! That beats Cena coming out with a kilt on last year. Looks like I missed a stunning headbutt from Benoit there

Princes Tuna in olive oil is divine. Asda's own brand tuna in olive oil is nice too, but it's been surpassed by Princes. Mix it with some laughing cow cheese and a bit of red onion and put it into a bap... Yum yum in my tum.

You mean me? Can't have been cos I was rarely in Drakes. Perhaps 4 times in total. And if it was, I must have been drunk, cos I can be a right mouthy little git when I'm drunk. But normally I try to respect people's right to peace and quiet. Which is partly why I don't get drunk anymore.

Well I've been told on more than one occasion that I'm very easy to talk to, although I think that's more because I'm just shit at small talk. I'm not a falsey person - if I don't like someone I don't talk to them like their best mate and then slag them off behind their back, I'd rather just not speak to them. Kinda related to that, I try to treat others how I would like to be treated. And I'm honest. And since I'm being honest, I'm rather clever too, although that's as much other people's opinions as it is mine.

I had to relinquish my ticket at the last minute. Gutted I didn't get to see Benoit. What the fuck was Viscera doing there? Why has he not been sacked for being shite? And did anyone go out Pissed Wrestler Spotting afterwards?

any AC/DC album Jane's Addiction - Strays or Nothing's Shocking (since it has Summertime Rolls on it) New Order - Regret Andrew WK - I Get Wet Charlotte Hatherley - Grey Will Fade Fuck knows, I stay indoors when it's sunny outside.

That game is ace! I kept picking up wrong things and having to refund even when I didn't throw it into someone's mouth though, so my score was rather modest. Someone should invent a Neighbours wrestling game.

According to Planet Sound, Towers Of London are going to be at Kef on June 22nd, having released their new single "Fuck It Up" on the 20th. If it's anywhere near as fun as the last one was, it'll be... lots of fun.

Lovely stuff. I'll make sure I get a ticket this time.

Public Enemy - Party For Your Right To Fight

For some reason John Barnes came to mind when watching that.

"Vote SNP and help me shove it RIGHT up Bleurgh and Coward!"

Make sure you do, cos they were a treat to watch on Saturday. A nice slab of "proper" punk - more Dead Kennedys than Blink 182 if you catch my nautical asidage, ie drift - and Sharon's a brilliant front(wo)man.

Must say I was pleasantly surprised to see Closer and It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back in this list, and Appetite at no. 9, but overall the list is hardly surprising. Most bands featured are represented by their blandest, most populist albums, which is what you'd expect when polling music consumers rather than music fans. I think most Led Zep fans would agree Physical Graffiti was much more diverse and challenging than IV; I personally think Meat Is Murder is better than The Queen Is Dead; Music For The Jilted Generation is more interesting than Fat Of The Land; where are AC/DC, one of the biggest selling bands of all time?; and as far as I'm concerned, any list that doesn't even have The Holy Bible in the NOMINATIONS is flawed from the very start. But the fact that other people have "decided" that Definitely Maybe is the 6th best album EVER is not going to make me change the fact I fucking despise Oasis. As far as I'm concerned, the only disappointment about this programme was hearing that Slash likes Radiohead and Oasis. Anyway, I think the fact a fucking SOUNDTRACK makes it onto this list says it all really.