HummerOfIntenseEvil

My purchases today in One Up: Morrissey: Your Arsenal Morrissey: Vauxhall & I (Seeing him in Perth and I've got a wee bit of catching up to do) Jerry Cantrell: Boggy Depot (On just now... seems as good as Alice In Chains. No shock there then...) Charlotte Hatherley: Grey Will Fade (Possibly better than Meltdown) Mr Bungle: Disco Volante The Dillinger Escape Plan: Calculating Infinity and on DVD Alice In Chains: Unplugged (I already know from the CD that it's superb. Better than Nirvana's one in my opinion) I love buying CDs so much. I hope to fuck the "digital revolution" gets about as big as minidiscs have.

I've only seen about 5 Aberdeen bands that have made enough of an impression on me to remember their names. I need to get my mates to stop being such boring bastards. So let's just say: Indie - Little Kicks (cos Steve's my mate) Metal - Subsidian (cos two of them are in my uni class) Manics Influenced - King Louie (cos Mitch went to uni with one of my best mates) and then any other band I've seen has just been pish. I'm not at all biased or anything.............. (joking aside, I do actually like all three)

Oh no, a Libertines fan has slagged me off. I must go cry now.

I don't mean to be cheeky, but the bands you list are hardly educated guitarist material. Just a thought.

Ich habe kase gegessen.

They're certainly better than your spelling mind. *must stop being anal about spelling... must stop being anal about spelling*

No wonder our city isn't famous for its music...

Come on, surely not everyone is only into music for the sex and drugs?????

Nah, I've tried playing with folk who can barely play guitar before. Doesn't work.

Being a fan of Manic Street Preachers, The Clash, Joy Division and The Smiths it irks me somewhat that there are no great lyricists coming to the fore at the moment. The reason for this is of course because no one is able to hear MY lyrics. So, here's your chance to help me do something about it. This is the deal: I have a ton of lyrics (at least two albums worth of great ones... or at least everyone I've shown them to seems to think they are good), a fair few of which have been put to music (to my ears the riffs sound ace, but obviously I can hardly be the judge). I need a rhythm guitarist, bassist, drummer and singer, although a singer who can play rhythm guitar would probably be preferred. However, my main concern for the singer is that they end up being compared to the greatness of Mike Patton. So I don't want any whiney voices. If you imagine the words of Richey Edwards, Joe Strummer, Morrissey and Alan Partridge put into a blender, the end result is kind of what my lyrics are like. Especially the Partridge bit cos I tend to quote him in most songs. Influences musically are: Manics, Clash, Tomahawk, Joy Division, AC/DC, Jane's Addicition, Guns N Roses, and maybe a bit of early Metallica in there too. So its gonna be hard rock with politics. Although my song Family Fortunes (about Sarah Payne's parents) is quite a gentle sounding song for the most part. If you are interested, and are younger than 22 (Cos that is being my age duuuuude) AND you are prepared to have possibly NO creative input (I will be the guiding light or something like that) then go and PM me and if I like the sound of you I'll allow you to join in my fail-safe plan to rock stardom. NB: No drugs will be consumed ever in the lifetime of the band. Basically, anyone who wants to be famous for the sake of sex and drugs need not apply. This is all about getting the message across maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

There's only one music "magazine" that I read avidly, and that's Planet Sound on Channel 4 Teletext. They talk a lot of sense, and The Void is a good read.

Don't mean to sound like a cunt, but those are hardly revolutionary lyrics.

Again, just sounds like a jamming session. You sound like you could maybe make decent songs. But if the other 38 tracks are like these two, then I doubt world domination beckons. They're nae even songs. Just decent riffs.

No offence, but it sounds like a jamming session. A decent jamming session mind.

I've just been seeing them in Scumdee. The new tunes are fucking immense. And Charlotte was looking hot in the shortest mini skirt I've seen in my life. Someone reckons she's married to Tim. Fucking hope not!

People are bastards. The lesson to learn from your experiences: JUST SAY NO! Alternatively, turn round to the guy that fucks up your equipment and say "Hey you dumb cunt, look what you've fucking done!" *punch, kick, powerbomb*

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