Hardcore Mel

i think you should dress like a glammy, camp carnival boy. glossy hotpants, no top and a hot pink feather boa round your neck. and thigh high boots. you can get drag shoes from john winters or QT. and then spread baby oil all over your torso, and throw glitter on it. and ruby red lips. and false eyelashes. with gems in them.

a thong?

i actually reckon they're pretty slim. i reckon someone else will get it this year. but i'm not gonna name names.

manolo blahniks and a fur stole.

the darkness are amazing! they have wonderous solos and their songs don't sound disjointed and wrong like all the music the cool kids like. there's none of that 'stop, start, stop, small pause, start' bollocks that's so prevelant in the emo genre, it's just bahs oot rock n roll. get yer hands off my woman, schwarzeneger.

no, air guitar will be on the saturday. just take out the extra day for caged and it goes back to normal.

what's the prize this week? our team started off as 5 but we had people come sit with us.

We won the pub quiz and the mighty george forman! it was kick ass. we rule.

when are we gonna see the henry j's chicken wing leader board? i was rather amused by the guy who stumbled off stage after the first round of the drinking contest and immediately puked directly in front of you flik. your face was hilarious.

Re: drunk girl on bull!!!? was that me? i know i took quite a while to get on cos it was too tall for me. although i stayed on for quite a while. and i wasn't drunk. might not have been me. teaching paulcoconutsass to pole dance was a highlight. as was dancing to baby got back. the music was really good. reminded me of the old days at the palace when ross first started bondage.

oh yeah, the drunken gig with the dresses was beautiful. my friend brad from LA was in aberdeen for one night and we stumbled into drakes in the hope of something good being on and boy did we get it. he left aberdeen a happy man.

and he won't cheat and let me win. just like how i couldn't win the air guitar competition. even though i offered to share the prize beer.

in newcastle, when brian insulted all the geordies by calling them scots without the brains or something along those lines. or the ep launches.

i left my sensible shoes i'd taken out to stop me having to stagger home in heels in the henry j's dj booth. but i'll get them tonight. sarah you looked adorable last night!

damn! i was just getting myself all excited. oh well, i'm sure i'll live till the 26th.

woohoo! let's hope john winters doesn't fuck up mine and sharon's order or i'll be topless and she'll be bottomless!

Draw The Line-Deadloss Marty McFly-Psycho

every wednesday. it's mightily fun.

all of gumpy's performances were much better to his rendition of 'how you remind me' by nickleback many months ago.

i hope you all had a good laugh at my expense over my rendition of like a virgin. i was merely trying to win beer.

that would be the most wonderful thing in the world if he was.

oooh that was fun last night. makes me feel 16 all over again!

it was, because the girls were getting pissed off that punters were dancing on them, and punters were getting pissed off at being told they couldn't dance. the poles get hogged a lot most of the time anyway, and at least it would be hogged with people who knew what they were doing. i dance on them all the time. i just would like to learn a few more moves and get some exercise at the same time. go on rob and flik, you know you want to!

not if it's lessons. that's like wanting to get thin before going to a keep fit class. pole dancing is incredibly good for you. my thighs, stomach and arms are aching from my run on the poles on sunday night.

i'm not a mod, but i know neil the webmaster very well and i also know that the rules of the site include not verbally attacking people on the site. as in, not on the public forums. and i know that he, like flik, views private messages as private. and to be honest, that message from sarah doesn't even read like an attack.