Hardcore Mel

no i meant entirely regarding reality tv. why do we seem to pay more attention to the losers of these shows than the winners?

chris winning 3 awards including most shaggable male and proving once and for all that my taste in men ain't too shabby. wearing my manolos and being happy that i was able to walk in them. proudly and drunkenly announcing to all and sundry that i was gonna make chris wear his 'most shaggable' crown in bed. flik buying denise and i lots of booze at air guitar. rocking out to almost every song at air guitar. asking bri fudge if his ridiculously long sporran was overcompensating for something and then lifting up his kilt for proof. chris and onlynik pinching neil's and nikki doorgirl's cameras and secretly photographing their genitals at the table during dave stewart's speech.

well i get to shag jonny lucifer whenever i want so fuck you's all! i only voted for him once but i believe all of fudge, jimmy lucifer, g, robb a go-go and many others voted for him the same night i voted.

why is it that with every reality tv game show that is shown, the loser always benefits? two of the pop idol runner ups are at number 1 this week, the fame academy runner up lemar got a brit, big brother loser jade goody has made hundreds of thousands from not doing anything differently to before, more than the prize money kate lawler was awarded, gareth gates has had equal chart success to will young, the list goes on. winning just doesn't mean anything anymore, as long as you've shown your face on the telly.

you're not a 40 year old bloke though, are you? nick rhodes did look rough.

radiohead didn't win best band because they crawled up their own arses after OK Computer and only made a bunch of wank. the darkness are magically delicious.

philip, i'll loan you a nice frock or something if you like.

it was a bit shameful. but more of a what the fuck? kind of moment. not as bemusing as the darkness' stage set-up. bloody fantastic!

'she's a whole lotta rosie!'

i really hope you guys write a song called bab's beefcurtains. i really do.

the consultant up at casualty today was one Dr A Cooper. teehee. I had wonderful images of him peering round a door frame holding up a bottle marked 'poisonous' with a smirk on his face and a gleam in his eye llike at the end of the poison video.

and it wasn't even our drunken tomfoolery that broke it!

it's probably tablet. that's got the weird whitish coating on it.

the first one looks too much like food packaging. and i agree with charlotte. there's too much text.

the a go-go team haven't been in ages cos chris has had to work every sunday night for the longest time. i believe that's his set shift. plus flik's away, dom's a head chef now and james keeps going to edinburgh. so that'd leave me, alone, and i'd rather not attend than risk destroying our 100% attendance:wins ratio.

i've seen all of deadloss partake in an all-man snogfest after one of the gigs on last year too. i've also seen half of them jump my boyfriend and molest him with tongues. buncha queers, bah!

you said it was cool cos we promised you all the cash this weekend! how bout a nice deposit to keep you comfortable?

oh, and do they still make caramello koalas? bring me some over if they do. i haven't had them in about 5 years!

cold and boring. the people in nite life are getting antsy about if there's gonna be another fetish night. apparently the cross dressers keep phoning to ask. i can't believe you've been coming on here whilst basquing in the glory of melbourne. supress the addicition, flik, baby! do it!

they're lovely. but i'm gonna have to change out of them for air guitar afterwards cos i'm sure as hell not going on the poles in them. they'd be ruined for sure.

just go to the tailor on bridge street. i've had stuff altered there before. or, if you wanna save money, just use safety pins and tit tape.

it used to be real. they musta shut down.

get a zoot suit then. www.zootsuit.com

you could come with us. we're trying to get a table full of our lot so you could be one of them, if you like.

the whole point of the fudge awards is to dress up, but since there's no dress code, the phrase 'dress up' can be interpreted any way you want. QT is the one on george street and it's awesome. if you wanna dress up like that, i will certainly help you. it'd be so much fun. and if you don't go like that, at least dress up like that some time and let me take some black and white photos. a huge pic of a glam rock boy would look ace in my room once it's decorated.