New Found Power

I switched off after three minutes because of the presenter's overenthusiastic hand gestures.

Oh, come on. It conjures up all sorts of Manowar/loincloth power-metal clich mental images. And Manowar/loincloth mental images aren't nice, kids.

Oh, and Muse as well. Great riffs, good songs, shit band. It's all in the delivery.

That's fucking ace.

I can't believe nobody's said Korn yet.

Dragonforce. I mean...come on.

I fucking hate US Customs. The one and only time I've been there, they confiscated an expensive bottle of whiskey (a present for my mate who I was staying with's Dad), poured it down the toilet and then GAVE ME THE EMPTY FUCKING BOTTLE BACK. Reason being? Because I'm not 21. Fucking cunts.

The stupid filmstrip effect around thumbnails makes me SO angry.

Is that the Jew's fault too? Fuck off.

The Greater of Two Evils by Anthrax is awesome, but it's re-recorded versions of old songs, so does it count? I can't get my head around which albums I got this year...it'll take some thinking.

Forrest Gump, with the exception of the crying part.

Big Daz is the Tom Araya lookalike who used to do Air Guitar last year, before Jonny Lucifer.

hIdDeN MeSsAgEs In OzZy OsBoUrNe sOnGs MaDe Me dO iT.

Bump!!!!

What's worse than a dead baby? The Holocaust.

My favourite joke of the minute: What's huge, green and furry and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Headliners? Or just the band who play last??

Bon Scott - Vocals Dimebag Darrell - Guitar Cliff Burton - Bass John Bonham - Drums If there's an afterlife, I'd bet they're tearing shit up this very minute.

Fairytale of New York

I think you missed another option out of this poll... "Straight into the harbour"

Doesn't it just mean "Fucking cold"?

Low blow, Sam. -Do better at Uni -Save more money -Go out MORE (I'm not out nearly enough) -Get new Amp -Get better at guitar -Possibly get motorbike license. Will at least look into it.