Kai

It's a quarter past midnight on Wednesday evening and I can't find a single takeaway in town that will deliver. What's the fucking deal?

Cheers dude. Milner bailed me out this time, but I might have to avail you of your services some other time.

No, it just means that My Mind's Weapon and their fans will pay little attention to the comments of such critics. Just because they can.

And therein lies your answer. They don't call it Big W for nothing.

I can't be assed trawling through all this bullshit, but I'd sum the Weapon interview up in one word: decent. Ben puts his thoughts across articulately, whether you happen to agree with them or not is no biggie. Interestingly, it seems that most of the criticism is coming from the older members of this forum. If I were MMW, I wouldn't get too worked up about this. Last time I checked, octogenarians weren't your target audience.

If you wanna know what happens in Neighbors in the distant future, check out the forthcoming storylines on the Australian version of the site. But just don't tell me about it, cos I don't wanna know what happens. One question though - why the fuck is Toadie wearing an eyepatch at the moment?

If you'd asked a week ago, you could have applied for the post of Cleaning Lady in my flat. In the end, I just picked a random name out of the Yellow Pages and she's very good at her job, but then for 12.50 an hour, I'd expect her to be. Still, I've seen no signs of her smoking Lambert & Butler or riding a mo-ped - that's what you get when you pay premium rates.

So... it's almost Halloween and there are a few things I want to order from a US website that does ace scary masks and costumes. The only trouble is, I don't have a credit card. I don't suppose anyone fancies placing an order for me? In return, I'll pay for $30 worth of whatever you want off the website.

Is anything happening at Moshulu on Halloween? And if not, why not?

Does anyone have a copy of Make Her Cry's last EP? There was a song on it I really loved, but I've lost the CD and now they've split up, it's pretty much impossible to get hold of.

Imagine is the strangest club I've ever been to, a cross between a 6th year common room, a primary school disco and an Immigrations Office. Lionel Richie is a fucking legend, however, and makes the best kebabs in town, while Wednesday nites offer a Hispanic feast for the eyes. Everyone in the club is goodlooking, everyone can dance. It's not fair.

Well I'd like to have a homosexual experience with Angelina Jolie and Paris Hilton. Hey, just cos I'm jerking off while they're 69ing doesn't mean it's not a homosexual experience, right?

Can anyone post a link to where I can d/l some of the new jimmy eat world stuff?

I've no idea what the German writing below says, but I'm guessing it translates roughly as 'Which stand would you like to park your bicycle in?'

I'm sure I was Liber8ed before you, so suck my balls. And even if I wasn't, suck 'em anyway. You know you love it.

It's good to see you're putting the ass in Alyshass [sic]. Personally I'd rather put it in Alyssa's ass, but then what would I know?

This is ace news! Maybe we'll get to hear the third album they never finished now.

I don't think anyone really reads this forum, maybe you should post this in All Music Discussion forum instead. Just for the record, I quite like the new EP. Maybe not quite as good as the last one sound quality-wise and songwise, but not far off it. The chorus in the first song doesn't really do it for me but I like the riff halfway through with just the guitar before everything else comes in. I can't remember the rest of the EP, but I've just stuck it on now so maybe I'll post some more thoughts once I've listened to it again.

It happens to the best of us Camie. Regular blowjobs and/or washing the affected area will help to alleviate the problem.

If any of you drummists have got a double kick pedal you're not needing, PM me.

I think it's a great song.

Can you sing? Are you energetic and enthusiastic? Could you bear to be in my company for hours at a time? If you can answer yes to these questions, you might just be the person I'm looking for. Following the demise of Sirius at the end of last year, I have written some new songs, recruited some new people and am now looking to get this nameless band up and running. All that's missing is you. Influence-wise, I'm thinking Thrice, AFI, Strung Out and Poison The Well. Punk music that is dark and heavy basically. If this sounds like the band for you, get in touch.

I might tie you up and force you to watch the digi cam footage of Ryan eating a mouldy pickled squid out of a jar, but apart from that I promise it won't get too kinky.

No, you can't. Though you're perfectly welcome to skin up when you're working. In fact that's one of the job requirements.