Kai

Well, think of it like this. Suppose you've been online browsing Aberdeen-Music for a while then you decide to go to the bathroom for a wank. It takes you longer than usual to cum, and by the time you return to the computer, 15 minutes have elapsed. 'I wonder what scintillating posts have been made in my absence?' you think to yourself. Normally, this question could be answered in seconds by simply going to the Wasteland and hitting refresh. Now, however, you've got to trawl through 15,0000,0000 separate forums until you hit the jackpot and find the one that's been posted in. It's like trying to find the wet patch on a leaky water bed.

And just one other tiny wee suggestion... ditch the Feedback Forum. It smells of poo. Are we honestly expected to discuss forthcoming gigs on the All Music Discussion forum and then, once they're over, switch to the Feedback Forum if we wanna keep discussing them? And what happens when music threads go off-topic, where do they end up then? Oh, and why is water wet?

My god, I laughed so hard when I read that until it dawned on me that this thread is in the WRONG FUCKING FORUM!

The Bloodhound Gang - Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny

NOT HERE, OK??????

Better to have this thread 100 times on here than posted once on The Wasteland where everyone can see it!

What's your favourite flavour of crisps? I like cheese and onion best. Roast beef isn't bad either mind you. p.s. I just bought Outkast's latest album and it's really good. Oh shit, where am I supposed to post this now? o_O

OH MY GOD THIS MAN IS POSTING IN THE WRONG FORUM, SOMEONE SHOOT HIM, QUICK!!!

Well no offence to Fluff (how rock a name is that?), but I think there should be something slightly less metallic in the chillout room. Imagine if Moshulu was a strip club. Blonde chicks might be your favourite, but you still need the brunettes and the black chicks to add a bit of variety. In other words, what the chillout room needs is naked women o_O

Do you only wear red underwear when you're working? Or do your regulars all have different preferences?

I like it in the chillout room when Sean and Alun place ace stuff, some of which I've actually heard of. Like Sonic Youth, Mogwai, Thrice acoustic stuff, um...there's more but I can't remember now. It's Saturdays that are crap, cos the DJ just plays lotsa metal which just happens to be exactly the same as the metal that's played in the main room. They should just turn on the speakers in the chillout room and pipe in the main room music. Or better still, get the chillout room on a Saturday turned into a punk/emo/hardcore zone. Now that would rock.

My girlfriend's tampon is red. Does that count?

Sounds Shakespearean (is that a word?). I'm no poetry critic but I enjoyed reading it.

Who's it for? I got a spare room in my flat. The trouble is, I only accept payment in sexual favours.

Hey, do any peeps out there fancy playing bass in a local covers band whilst being paid to play? No, this isn't my new band I'm talking about, in case you're wondering. I just trying to help a mate find a new bass player for his covers band. You'd probably earn yourself about 50 a week for the pleasure, which ain't too bad. PM me or something.

I can think of better ways to get a sticky cleavage. Would you like me to demonstrate?

Is that a challenge? Trust me girl, 10cc goes a long way. You'll be combing that shit out of your hair for days!

I've never managed a whole dirty pint before either. 10cc is about my limit.

No offence, but do you think S.Arthur really wants details of his first sexual encounter to be broadcast on The Wasteland?

Yeah, some Taking Back Sunday would be nice