Kai

Eight days to go.... buy your tickets, people!

I just ordered my tickets for Snoop Dogg @ Glasgow Carling Academy in April. This gig shall be tha bomb!

Well from where I was standing, queued outside Drakes with everyone else who couldn't get in, it sounded like a decent gig.

Bring it on!

I lived in the old fire station the first year it opened. My flat was one of the tower block ones. It was cool for some things i.e Climbing up that rusty ladder to get on the roof of the tower and then pissing off it onto the cars below. Mikle Peel, the manager, was a bit of a dick though. Oh well, he's sacked now anyway.

'Roses' by Outkast and 'Mr Brightside' by The Killers were indeed good singles. As were 'Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do' and 'Your Mother's Got A Penis' by Goldie Lockin Chain. You knows it!

What's wrong with the old fire station?

Rise Against - Sire Song Of The Counter Culture.

You'd have thought Kimberley Quinn's husband would have cottoned on about the affair a lot sooner than he did. Guide-dog droppings in the bed are such a giveaway...

What, and walking about with a turkey on the end of your knob wouldn't?

How do I deal with awkward silences? Er............

I'm definitely going! Might buy tickets for the Dublin gig as well, cos that'd be a fun adventure.

Harold Bishop is my hero. What a playa! Not only does he nail his bitch without the need for Viagra but within half an hour he's back for more, armed with champagne and spray cream. After such a sterling performance from Harold, the lesbian kiss felt like a letdown. But it still gave me a semi.

In the last month' date=' I know that Bob has been to gigs in Drakes, Drummonds, Moorings and Kef and has also attended - and participated - in the weekly folk night at the Carlton Lounge. So I would say he is infinitely more qualified than you to comment on the quality of local bands. 'My opinon's better than yours, so you must be a pee-pee poo-poo!' Well I'm glad we cleared that one up.

Is it cos you is black metal?

What I want to know is how the fuck did he manage to sneak a wooden stake past the guards?

Two mobile fones, keys, cummy tissue, UAE ten dirhams note, weed, Hell is For Heroes ticket, lipbalm, letter, 531.46, various cards, lip liner, chewing gum, multi-tool... I have big pockets.

A woman as President of the most powerful nation in the world? That's just not gonna work. For four days of every month that she's in office, the Arab nations had better tread carefully cos when the river runs red, she's not gonna hesitate to hit that red button.

Decent! This is gonna be the best gig of the year in Aberdeen, and it'll only be January. I have waited so long to see Silverstein!

Isn't that what this place is for? p.s. Anyone fancy giving me a blowjob?

Surely the size of the plug depends on the size of the asshole it's being fitted into?

Halloween is the best nite of the year. It's been scientifically proven.

Is there anyone on here who's good at doing basic electrical jobs? I'm crap at all that stuff, but it seems a bit like overkill to call out a proper electrician just to fit a halogen light in my kitchen. There's only a few wires that need to be connected. I mean, I passed Higher Physics, but it did take me three attempts to wire up a plug correctly in the practicals. So if anyone thinks they can do a better job of it than me (i.e all of you), and would like to earn some pocket money, do get in touch.

It's very... queer.