Frosty Jack

A 'legal basis'??

Can you write a nice wee tune? Can you write a nice wee tune that can also be played backwards? Can you write a nice wee tune that when played both forwards and backwards at the same time, harmonises perfectly with itself?? JS Bach could... http://www.openculture.com/2009/09/how_a_bach_canon_works.html

Lager.

You were in space?

Christ, are we still doing this avatar thing? It's sooo 3 days ago.

SHIT! The Boss is back! Avatars, people - sort your avatars!!

Mind you, you stringjockeys haven't really lived until you've smashed a knuckle off the stainless steel rim of a snare drum or the razor sharp edge of a hihat, causing a jet of crimson staining across your coated batterhead. Mmm.

Pretty bloody obvious, isn't it? It even says "I guarantee you that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of Law and is 100% Risk Free Venture" It's guaranteed. You can't lose! Go for it.

Superglue is great as a temporary second skin, I've used it for cuts as well as drumming blisters. Get the one with a little brush and just paint it on the required bit of your finger. Sets quickly to a rock hard covering then gradually cracks and peels off over the next few hours. I first heard about it from Flea on a RHCP video, he uses it on the massive holes he gets on his bass thumb.

I think 'overlord' is a bit strong. He's already getting more attention than is healthy, tbh. He'll be unbearable soon.

Unfair - how on earth are we supposed to get photos of Mr Bags in any kind of comical or semi-nude situations? That almost never happens.

He was right into his Nathan Barley. By the way, could you change your avatar please? I hate it when someone uses an avatar that's not actually them.

I think* this one will run and run. *hope

100% me. Swear doon.

'Chris' and 'Dave' Officer.

Avatar Wars, probably.

http://www.aberdeen-music.com/threads/celebrity-dead-pool-2011.48137/

You're 'converting' to an oasis tribute band?

The Moorings did some very very bad things to me last night. Good Lord. My memory is like one of those speeded up fast-cut clip sequences in Guy Ritchie films.

Man, darts has changed A LOT from how I remember it.

Fat cow.