Frosty Jack

http://www.ted.com/talks/amanda_palmer_the_art_of_asking.html

Or you could, y'know, write your own...

The drum tuning bible - http://www.menet.umn.edu/~kgeisler/Tuning.pdf

Sounds like a ripoff of 'Lizard Lick Towing' which I imagine you'd also love. It's the exact same every time. Get a Job to repossess something. Ooh, it's a bit out in the scary backwoods. There's the car, grab it! Wait, the guy's a hillbilly psycho!! Wooh, we just got away with our lives there. Get back to office. Who's that on CCTV? Wait, isn't that the hillbilly psycho from earlier? What's he doing here? Repo guy's girlfriend shouts at him and throws him out. NEXT!!

Bc it's what all the under-23 year olds do these days, grandad.

Any chance of tickets on the door?

I think in that situation, I might have been tempted to bump up onto the kerb.

Because it reminds them of their virginity - this is why losing their virginity is called 'deflowering'. Therefore the females who really like flowers are probably sluts. Mother's day was last week, btw.

Can I yoink the telly please?

What secret cinema?

Sillett Tyres, Holland Street. http://www.sillett-tyres.co.uk

Nope. Red jacket.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/domesday/dblock/GB-388000-810000/picture/2

Whoops. Sorry for spoiling your 2003.

I did think of the old Venue as well, but it would be massive, and last time I saw it, it was a posh looking function suite for the Douglas Hotel. Don't think the hotel would give that up for a gig venue. And the FB page mentioned 'getting the keys' on 10th April which makes me think it's a much smaller enterprise.

Monodecrepounding. First made up used by Mr Moose - http://www.aberdeen-music.com/topic/52154-missing-guitar-after-fridge-magnets-gig-at-drummonds-last-night/?p=756281

Well, to be honest after you went to Poland I'm afraid we didn't really cope with the loss very well. The city's self-esteem just plummeted and we didn't really see the point in caring about our appearance any more. We don't totally blame you, we know we weren't exactly perfect either, but it's been difficult, y'know?

I could yoink that off you...

No-one ever learned anything by doing everything right.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Winston Churchill

Surely that's 'when', but Mr Thinker asked 'why'...

You still got this then? Is it fully working? Would be good if you could just link to a photo, even one similar. Not sure about the colour.

Really? I think it's quite prolif, even endem, within a certain demograph and not just on Aberdeen-Mus either. Sometimes people are being sarcast, but maybe they're just a bit eccentr. Still, it's all academ really, I guess I'm just being a bit pedant. I'm off for a gin 'n ton.