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Guest Bob
this is almost as annoying as stripey and Merry Christmas combined...without the entertainment value

:laughing:

Good call.

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i knew a boy called hines once

he had this shirt with a little picture of a clown on the pocket who he named "pushker"

one time he came up to me and a bunch of people and went "guys! guys! i've got a new one for you: 'PEDERGREE CHOOM!!'"

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Guest Charity Case

I thought this thread was about Barry Hines, author of The Price of Coal and co-author of Kes. Fortunately it isn't

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Hines.... the inner workings of your ass have scarred me for life.

Marry me.

My ass is the best thing you have ever seen. And you know its name is Brian.

Marriage is on the cards as long as you promise to stop the phone calls.....

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My ass is the best thing you have ever seen. And you know its name is Brian.

Marriage is on the cards as long as you promise to stop the phone calls.....

But I love to hear the gas ease out your cheeks in the night...

*dribbles*

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