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Do we have to wait another month before you tell us they will also be doing two shows in Hyde Park?

 

No, because that is not shocking.

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I never lie.

 

Apparently the owner of the Giraffe restaurant was a scientist who developed not only the perfect breakfast but a muscular and more advanced giraffe, that when placed in the wild quickly established themselves at the top of the food chain. Humans evolved into a species more like wolves, but with less hair. 

 

Anyway, there is a space in the Giraffe restaurant that was reserved for the skeleton of one of these magnificent creatures, that if you squint at, whilst in just the right light you can kinda see. But 'the man' said that there was to be no Giraffe paraphernalia in the entire complex. 

 

You can also see the figure of the super evolved, hairless humans in some of the art work as well. 

 

Did anyone go to the area that became Union Square when it housed these fantastic beasts? 

 

What was it like? 

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Apparently the owner of the Giraffe restaurant was a scientist who developed not only the perfect breakfast but a muscular and more advanced giraffe, that when placed in the wild quickly established themselves at the top of the food chain. Humans evolved into a species more like wolves, but with less hair. 

 

Anyway, there is a space in the Giraffe restaurant that was reserved for the skeleton of one of these magnificent creatures, that if you squint at, whilst in just the right light you can kinda see. But 'the man' said that there was to be no Giraffe paraphernalia in the entire complex. 

 

You can also see the figure of the super evolved, hairless humans in some of the art work as well. 

 

Did anyone go to the area that became Union Square when it housed these fantastic beasts? 

 

What was it like? 

 

Cool story bro but it is a shame that it is bullshit. Tesco own the chain now.

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Cool story bro but it is a shame that it is bullshit. Tesco own the chain now.

 

Wrong again!

 

Tesco have actually been selling a lot of their companies off and even gifting some of them back to local business owners in a bid to improve public relations after their ready meals were found to contain dna trace elements of the dead sea scrolls and the original cross that jesus himself wore to the end of school ball. 

 

In the case of this restaurant in question, the original rights were signed over to Am-corp, which is a subsidiary of a shadowy multinational known in the business world by a series of numbers and letters that cannot be actually said in a audible form. 

 

This was a shell company for another company which was the one that funded the original laboratory where the super evolved giraffe was designed. 

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Wrong again!

 

Tesco have actually been selling a lot of their companies off and even gifting some of them back to local business owners in a bid to improve public relations after their ready meals were found to contain dna trace elements of the dead sea scrolls and the original cross that jesus himself wore to the end of school ball. 

 

In the case of this restaurant in question, the original rights were signed over to Am-corp, which is a subsidiary of a shadowy multinational known in the business world by a series of numbers and letters that cannot be actually said in a audible form. 

 

This was a shell company for another company which was the one that funded the original laboratory where the super evolved giraffe was designed. 

 

http://www.tescoplc.com/index.asp?pageid=17&newsid=755

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I knew you were going to post them videos, you are predictable.

 

Where were u in '91

 

Still in my previous life.

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Foot Factory's closing down sale has begun.

 

All Scottish branches of Lloyds TSB & Cheltenham & Gloucester will become TSB branches as Lloyds are pulling out. These were originally going to become Co-op Bank but the deal fell through. The new bank will be set up by Lloyds but will be sold to new owners. People who set up there account in Scotland will be transferred over but people who set up in England & Wales will not be transferred and will be their accounts will be with Lloyds Bank but they will be able to get there money through Bank of Scotland.

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RGU Union will be closing down and will not be replaced making Aberdeen the only city in Scotland without a licensed union.

 

Fact of The Day - Farmfoods originate from Aberdeen, opening in 1955.

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