fatboy Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 free shot of a celebrity "fa would ye skelp" in vein of "One Day Removals"which celebrities riles you up for no reason?I'll start Ed Helms from the Hangover, the Goods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 http://www.aberdeen-music.com/threads/faces-youd-never-tire-of-punching.47056/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted September 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 boooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 Ed Helms? The Nard Dog? You'd punch THE NARD DOG?Love that guy and his acapella. UNCOOL! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 One person? I get a free punch of one celebrity? Louis Spence. No question. Mincing lisping cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 Piers Morgan. Everytime.And you know what? I'd break the rules for this tosser. You say just one punch? I'd give the cunt ten, minimum. Whose gonna stop me? Piers Morgan? I'm already caving his fucking head in to the pavement. What's he gonna do? What a hideously unbearable twat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 I'll see your Piers and raise you Fat fuck Moyles. Can I use a wreaking ball for my punch? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 Good call.And this guy:His shitbag show is just an hour of him yelling "Get a job and use a condom". Feel good about yourself, Jezza? I'd love for one of those toothless meth-head chav scabs to stand up from their chair and smack him right in the mouth. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 Is Tony Pulis a celebrity?Fuck it, Tony Pulis. I hate that cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 I'll piss on Piers Morgan's unconscious body once Soda Jerk is done with him...if that's allowed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 I'd allow it. I'd watch, from behind so I don't see your junk, making it totally not gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 I might get stage fright. It'd be embarrassing to be the guy who tried to piss on an unconscious Piers Morgan but couldn't go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 I might get stage fright. It'd be embarrassing to be the guy who tried to piss on an unconscious Piers Morgan but couldn't go.keep a carton of apple juice in your pocket, no one would ever need to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted September 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 sean batty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Soda Jerk Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 keep a carton of apple juice in your pocket, no one would ever need to know.Or a carton of piss from an earlier private toilet visit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 Bloom. You might remember him from that film you've seen him in which he completely ruins by being fucking atrocious. He is terrible, and it's a level of terrible that totally fucks me off. So he'd get a kick in the neck for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Scootray Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 BOGIES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 SebastIan Vettel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 SebastIan Vettel.I'd snap his finger first then punch him square in the pus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 This utter vadgenow that I think of it, I probably wouldn't just 'skelp' him. I wouldn't just skelp anyone really - I'd feel bad for an out of the blue skelping. He would need to provoke me, although I'm sure that wouldn't take long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphas Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 Here's a face only a fist could love. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 Gina Rinehart.Nick Griffin.Keith O'Brien.Tommy Robinson.All cunts. I'd mash each of their skulls into a barn floor like the closing sequence of Sin City given half a chance.xx 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 Oh and I'd give Louis Farrakhan a smack too.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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