~Joanna~ Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 This has to be one of the weirdest drinking stories ever, so i just thought id leave it 4 u all 2 see.Last night, me and a few friends was having a drink in the woods (as you do), and as i was sobering up, the police came, so we had 2 run into a different part of the woods. Unknown to us, where we just happened to stop and hide, was a wasps hive. So after standing there for about 5minutes, i thought i got stung by a nettle, so i jumped and then it was like a little mexican wave of pain up my legs. Everyone looked at me, wondering what the hell was wrong, and then sum1 shouted "Wasps!".Me and my friend Steph got hit the worst, we had to run behind a bush and take of all our clothes so we could stop being stung. As that didnt help, we then had to run through the golf course that was next to the woods (still almost topless, i put my trousers back on by this point) to get away from those flying fiends.Managing to get home about 20minutes later, my mum stayed up with me till about 2-3am, soaking me in vinegar. She counted about 20 stings.And this morning, i went to put last nights clothes in the wash and found a wasp in my sock.This story will be hilarious in about a week.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RomanChoke Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 dont count on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 Wasps are cunts. They can sting you as often as they like, and the buggers know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 Never been stung by a wasp in my life,cant say I want to! Why did you take off your clothes? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 when i was on holiday with cap'in Dayeth i got put my hand on a wasp and the bugger got stuck in my finger so it kept stinging me untill i ripped the little bastard off and me hand swelled up...wankers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallas Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 Thats a classic story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaya Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 wasps,slains,cocktails,shoes,terrifying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 I stood on a wasp byke when I was a kid and got stung a fair few times as well as being chased through a woods with a load of them after me.I absolutely hate bees and wasps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abi Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 i got stung by a wasp once. i honestly didnt know whether to laugh or cry. i was just young. the wasp didnt get a chance to re-sting. i killed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.M Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 I've only been stung once. I was just about to open my door to get inside my house and I felt this pain in my hand. Flung the little bastard away while it was in the process of sting me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delly Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 where did this nastieness take place? as in what woods and what golf course?by the way ouch I was stung by a bee once ooo it hurt so emm poor u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 Sounds painful and not random. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 I was cycling once and a bee flew down my t-shirt. I screamed like a girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonic Posted August 15, 2004 Report Share Posted August 15, 2004 I take it this happened after i left then cos becky came in and told me at my work that you were both off work, damn sounds funny as hell as well, musta hurt like a bitch though, Delly i am guessing this took place in duff house woods and golf course in banff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keira Posted August 15, 2004 Report Share Posted August 15, 2004 wasps' date='slains,cocktails,shoes,terrifying[/quote']haha, that was hilarious. i never knew it would take them so long to die! after being chopped in half of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HARRY Posted August 15, 2004 Report Share Posted August 15, 2004 I drank a wasp by accident, it was floating in some OJ so i never saw it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gilly Posted August 15, 2004 Report Share Posted August 15, 2004 I'm not sure I understand why taking off your clothes would help..Wouldn't that just make your skin more accessible?The larger the surface area, the more likely the reaction? And all that jazz.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Joanna~ Posted August 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2004 Some guy was there that knew what to do and told me to take my clothes off coz the wasps was on my clothes. It did actually help because my mate Steph didnt take her trousers off and she has a some more stings than me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawy Lawson:Attorney Posted August 15, 2004 Report Share Posted August 15, 2004 dont count on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted August 15, 2004 Report Share Posted August 15, 2004 Some guy was there that knew what to do and told me to take my clothes off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted August 15, 2004 Report Share Posted August 15, 2004 That's exactly what I was thinking - I presume he engaged in some slightly more excited clothes off action as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missmcfaney Posted August 16, 2004 Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 I hate wasps, their so evil. I've been stung 3 times, the last time was only a few months ago. They like to sting me...think they can smell the fear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flossie suvara Posted August 16, 2004 Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 I've been stung by a wasp whilst playing (busking as a band in Inverness about 10 years ago) - of course, being the consummate professional I am, I continued playing while my wasp-fearing bandmates scattered screaming around me.I've also been stung three times by the same bumble bee, which I found inside my pillowcase - which wasn't the nicest thing to find just as you're going to bed - turned out that we had a bumblebee nest outside the bedroom window. But if I was a bumblebee, I'm sure I'd be doing some stinging if someone my size tried to sleep on me.Flossie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave? Posted August 16, 2004 Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 There was a wasp in my sock once. I screamed like a girl and whipped the sock off the wall a few times. That sorted it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted August 16, 2004 Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 I've been stung by a wasp whilst playing (busking as a band in Inverness about 10 years ago) - of course' date=' being the consummate professional I am, I continued playing while my wasp-fearing bandmates scattered screaming around me.I've also been stung three times by the same bumble bee, which I found inside my pillowcase - which wasn't the nicest thing to find just as you're going to bed - turned out that we had a bumblebee nest outside the bedroom window. But if I was a bumblebee, I'm sure I'd be doing some stinging if someone my size tried to sleep on me.Flossie[/quote']Couldnt of been a bumblebee, they can only sting once then their inside get ripped out along with its sting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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