missmcfaney

Betty Boop was at #96!! Well thought she'd be in the top 20. Cant believe that kissyfur wasnt in it...that was my fav as a kid. o_O

My dog is a cross with a mastiff and a boxer and he still has a tail. A few people have said they aint seen many with tails....i have 2 neighbours with similar dogs with tails. Sorry about the dog...cats are evil. My fat cat is a cow...she always kicks my dog outa his bed!

My friend was once pissed off because her new boyfriend wouldnt come out of his flat at 3am to see her. She had woke him up and it was the middle of winter and was expecting him to go outside in has boxers. Her going on about it started to piss me off cos it was a stupid thing to moan about, anyway, i turned round a said "no wounder my brother dumped you". He had dumped her the month before because she was too high maintence and moaned whenever he was with his friends and not her! Surprisingly it didnt go down well with her!

My mum does that all the time! All the rooms up the stairs have wooden floors so when she hoovers her room it sounds like she is in mine! Also likes to smack the hoover off the skirting boards in her room which echo's round my room!

34% emo. I did it a few months ago and i've gone up by 8%!! God knows how i managed that one.

Wouldnt be a bad thing...the place is a death trap. Someone dropped a glass off the balcony and ul never guess where it landed?? On my nose!!! The bloody thing broke my nose and i had to go to work sporting a big fat nose and two black eyes. I looked lovely! My nose has a stupid lump at one side, its not too noticable but i can see it.

Nothing could make me happier!

There was a lovely one about me being "beef"...it was the lovely Ben who helped that onealong. Hmmm i wounder if the very clever Ben has realised that its not about me yet...from what i gather he hasnt. I hate rumours, all they do is hurt people.

Its true! Some kind of smell is released and it attracks them. Same thing happens if you try and take the stinger out and it bursts when a bee stings you. THEY'RE EVIL!

I hate wasps, their so evil. I've been stung 3 times, the last time was only a few months ago. They like to sting me...think they can smell the fear!

Thats nothing...i was attacked by a big bad bee and was stung on the finger! Then my shoe broke after my friend stood on me with her big foot and ive now got a fat lump on my foot! Dont worry about it, people talk about me all the time...couldnt give a fuck! They prob are on here, everyone knows everyones business!

Toys r Us are looking for staff. You can only get a job if your hot cos there aint one hot bloke who works there! Eh, i have nothing good to look at while sitting around doing nothing

I got chased down a hill by a man in a motorbike when i was 2...remember the whole thing. Been scared of motorbikes eversince I've also been chased by a big huge crab-eek! I've also seen a ghost...it turned off the TV when i was watching it. I was so scared!

I wont..i'll be a good pirate. If i bring bad luck ill do it too myself...yarr!!

Thats my job captain. Im a bad girl so i wont bring bad luck...ill make a good pirate...yarr!

I can drink loads and entertain the crew? or I can look after all of the animals too, teach the parrots to swear at the other ships? or i could do both??

When do we set sail? Where are we going to get the prisoners? Whats my job anyway? I want a fun job!

Hee hee!! I knew you were German!!

This thread's ace, its so funny! I wanna be a pirate too, can i join if there's room for me?

A dumb Australian who worked with me once asked if I wear a wig! What kind of thing is that to ask someone??