captain burrito Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 The first guy. Already kinda look like that, I'm just a smidge more sexy, have less crayons in my beard and I don't ask my grandfather for his old specs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 You're right woods it.I've changed the first picture in the question.I'm sticking with the first one despite it being a different first one. I strongly believe that Crayon Beard beats No Beard. It was trickier though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 I'd go with hair metal.Crayon beard guy looks like a hipster and I hate hipsters far more than hair metallers.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 I wanted to use the toxic distortion photo so to try and find anything that could come close to competing with it I headed straight to look at that fucking hipster.Congrats stroopy on getting your star!btw I'd take the crayons. That hair oh fucking hell that hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 I wanted to use the toxic distortion photo so to try and find anything that could come close to competing with it I headed straight to look at that fucking hipster.Congrats stroopy on getting your star!btw I'd take the crayons. That hair oh fucking hell that hair.Why thank you, kind sir.Do you have to 'style' your har exactly like that? As in do you need to go through the effort of doing it every day, or could I shave my head and buy a wig? Or is my hair naturally that horrendously flamboyant?xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 let's say it's naturally like that everyday. Just as the crayons are always there in your beard, they wont come loose and have to be replaced ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 No you can't, they just stay in your beard taunting you. And worse if anyone ever asks to borrow a crayon you have to be a dick and say no.Although if you meet a nice hipster girl who wants one of your crayons to put in her pubic hair, you can.I wont stand in the way of true love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Crayon Beard. Definitely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Although if you meet a nice hipster girl who wants one of your crayons to put in her pubic hair, you can.I wont stand in the way of true love.Crayon Beard. Definitely.Was it that that sold it to you?Can you take them out for self pleasure too or can you only pleasure hipster chicks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Hmm, thinking about it, i would enjoy sex a hell of a lot more not having to look her in the eyes.John W rape-y quote #16378 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Can you take them out for self pleasure too?Only if part of an "art" exhibition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 My count said 16374, we'll have to compare notes to check to true figure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 What would you rather?For the next year, you can only wear clothes that are lime green or you can wear a set of clothes of your choice but you have to wear the same clothes every day and they can't be washed.Just for reference in option one all the clothes would be this shade http://www.caffeinabox.co.uk/assets/caffeinabox/counters/limegreen.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 No it's all plain. No logos, no designer names, just plain lime green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 In that paint advert [Dulux?] dosen't the lime green guy have great luck with the ladies?Option 1, please!Failing that, option 2 could lead to the start of a pretty great crust band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Eurgh, lime green. I'd look like a fucking leprechuan. However, I'd rather smell okay and wear lime green every day than stink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Eurgh, lime green. I'd look like a fucking leprechuan. However, I'd rather smell okay and wear lime green every day than stink.Ditto, I'd rather look ridiculous than be a grot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 I'm all about lime green tshirts, they're pretty ace.I'm pretty sure the trousers will be flattering too. Sign me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 I'm pretty sure I've owned a pair of lime green jeans at some point, when I was thirteen/fourteen. I'm sure I thought they were ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 I had one of those lumo green Diadora tops when I was a kid. Had the lumo orange badboy as well. Cock o' the walk so i was/thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 One for football fansWhat would you rather?The team you support gets relegated this season (by a points deduction if you support a team who isn't shit enough to get relegated) or for a year you have to wear the shirt of your biggest rivals every day.You can't tell people why you are wearing the shirt. For the purpose of the question assume that your work would have no problem with you wearing a football shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Least successful question in the thread.I'm blaming the hangover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 No it's just a horrible question. I can't choose. I don't want to think I'm the kind of person that would find it so repulsive to wear a Celtic top for a year that I'd rather see Rangers get relegated due to a points deduction...So I'm going to say I'm not that sort of person and I'll wear the Celtic top. Even though it's horrible and will clash with my hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 wearing a Rangers shirt for a year would be awful but losing the power to whip out the never been relegated stat for all dons fans would be too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 It's always about the good of your own team, regardless of the implications. Always.I would wear a Rangers top every day of the week if it meant Aberdeen were more successful as a result. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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