Paranoid Android Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 It's the thread you've all been waiting for, you just didn't know it!The Paranoid Android What Would You Rather Thread.Today's question.What would you rather? Every time you have a wank your mum gets a text message telling her or every time your parents have sex (be that together or with other people) you get a text message telling you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Wow. Therapy springs to mind.But yeah, I'd go with the latter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Latter, also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 At least with the first option you can control the timing. If you go for the latter, who knows at what inopportune moments you may hear that (now frightening) text message ring tone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 My mum and dad are separated, so will I get a text from each? Double sex texts. Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Yeah texts for each one. Separated parents does add an extra dimension to the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 I'd rather get a text telling me when your mum and dad are having sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Well that's not one of the options!But if it really interests you, I'm not sure either is getting much at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 I constantly have my phone on silent. I can't imagine knowing my parents are having sex would bother me since they've clearly done it before. I'd rather that than have them know when I'm having a wank. It's bad enough my vibrator is as loud as it is and that quiet ones are fucking pricey. I'll take the parents sex text please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Option two seems to be the easy choice for most. It needs balanced out.Now either your mum gets the text the same as before or you get a PICTURE message every time either of your parents have sex.Does that change it?The picture is of the climax (probably just for your dad) moment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 My parents are sexy. Definitely the second option now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 My Dad slags me off for never getting laid, and he tells me whenever he has sex, so tbh option 2 wouldn't be much of a lifestyle change (depressing as that is).edit; just read the picture message alteration to the question; probably still option 2. Resolution on my phone screen is crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Is this your dad?YouTube - The Inbetweeners - Jay's Dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Hrm, in that case my mum getting a text. She'll just have to learn to live with it. Never checks her phone anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Is this your dad?YouTube - The Inbetweeners - Jay's DadYeah, pretty much. Waltz can verify this. I'm not joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dopethrone Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Would you rather SUCK OFF YOUR DAD OR EAT OUT YOUR MUM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Would you rather SUCK OFF YOUR DAD OR EAT OUT YOUR MUM?Not sure, which did you prefer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dopethrone Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Not sure, which did you prefer?I opted for a bullet to the head.P.S Both my parents are dead. So probably my Dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzdiablo Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 That pig should be on fire, seeing as it's a book by Burningham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 That pig should be on fire, seeing as it's a book by Burningham.Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Parents sex text for sure.Althought, lucky for me it's an either-or situation and not both because I'm sure my dad would find it weird if every time he had sex he almost instantly got a text back saying that I was wanking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Today's question.What would you rather? Immediately after every time you watch a television show you must watch a 30 minute James Corden presented chat show discussing the episode, or never watch any television again.Watching shows on dvd or via the internet is included.James Corden is guaranteed to think the exact opposite of you every time, yet each time you will watch thinking "this time, this time he wont get it all wrong".The show will feature a revolving panel of people you can't stand, most likely featuring a lot of T4 presenters.So in short you can keep all your favourites, The Wire, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Celebrity Cash in the Attic etc but you have to put up with Corden, forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Today's question....Option C, murder Corden.If that answer is disallowed then I could happily live without TV.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 What's the problem here? I get to watch a great show and have a good wank at the end of it. Alternative: What's the problem here? I get to watch a great show and stuff like Mad Men and Breaking Bad fill the gaps! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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