Shaki Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 The voting structure for the SPL is complex. Some things require 11 votes, some 10 and some 8. The Old Firm may not have much of a say, which would be funny.No doubt they'll bully some almost weegie club (Motherwell, St Mirren, Killie) into voting with them though.Almost weegie clubs. Lol. I'm sure their fans would have something to say about that classification. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 Someone just linked me these, they have to be my two favourite showboats ever. Fuck Ronaldos stepovers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 Almost weegie clubs. Lol. I'm sure their fans would have something to say about that classification.Considering they can barely string a coherent sentence together, it'll just be a chorus of grunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 Someone just linked me these, they have to be my two favourite showboats ever. Fuck Ronaldos stepovers! First one is ruined by almost falling over and looking like a twat.Second one is great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 I like how utterly pointless both of them are. Kanchelskis was the boss. Fergie was stupid to sell him and going on to win the title in the face of adversity. He'll never amount to anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 Fergie was stupid to sell him...Was there not some crazy link to the Russian mafia, hence the sale? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 First one is ruined by almost falling over and looking like a twat.Second one is great.I enjoyed how the defender was right there on the first one though.JUST STICK YOUR FUCKING FOOT IN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 Someone just linked me these, they have to be my two favourite showboats ever. Fuck Ronaldos stepovers! I used to play Summer league with a guy who did that a couple of times. The second time he did it the ref warned him he'd get booked for ungentlemanly conduct if he did it again. (Nev, a bit of trivia, it was Graeme Sharp who now plays for Peterhead) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 Almost weegie clubs. Lol. I'm sure their fans would have something to say about that classification.Floor's yours, Diesel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 Was there not some crazy link to the Russian mafia, hence the sale?I thought it was because of DBECK and the Fergie Fledglings, just as Paul Ince was sold because of Nicky Butt coming through, and Mark Hughes for Paul Scholes?He was still silly good. Like a white Antonio Valencia, but sillier, and probably not as fast, but still fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 Lech Poznan U-11s again. Skip to 2 mins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 STAT - Ronaldo has scored 56 goals in 59 games for Real Madrid (thanks Andy Gray). Pretty incredible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 I love Poznan fans. Carlos Tevez is going to get the City fans doing the Poznan tonight.In other news, who saw Balotelli's hat?Mario Balotelli, this evening:An utter cock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 Cahill header in 4 minutes. Fucking hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 STAT - Ronaldo has scored 56 goals in 59 games for Real Madrid (thanks Andy Gray). Pretty incredible.Leo Messi has scored 51 goals in his last 49 league games for Barca (which is counting everything from last season and so far this season). In all competitions it's 74 in 77. Both these guys are amazing.[Edit] Just to round off the Messi stats, Sid Lowe's column has just told me he has 58 goals in the 53 Barcelona games he's played in 2010. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 City won't win anything with cunts in their side. I'm paraphrasing Hansen of course. That's what he said right?Also, Yaya Toure wearing his wendy turtle neck over his head? What a soaking wet fanny. I sincerely hope David Platt punched him in the face, repeatedly, over a timespan of around ten minutes, whilst Brian Kidd kidnapped his family, tied them to chairs and circled around them, dousing them in petrol whilst laughing like a lunatic. Just inexcusable. City are certainly the worst offenders for footballing fashion garments at the minute.Mario Balotelli could possibly be more disinterested and less mobile than Dimitar Berbatov? What an accolade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 City won't win anything with cunts in their side. I'm paraphrasing Hansen of course. That's what he said right?That is of course inaccurate though, given that Chelsea have managed to win the league a couple of times recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 That is of course inaccurate though, given that Chelsea have managed to win the league a couple of times recently.They only have Terry and Anelka though. They are outwighed by sterling gents like Lampsy, Little Mick, FloMal and Drogsy. Oh and IVAN the Engine. What a machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 The BBC live feed also published a text (or tweet, can't remember!) of what I thought was a borderline racist remark about Louis Saha and his newly dyed orange hair, saying that he "looks like a Duracell battery". I giggled, but a little unPC for the Beeb, surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 They only have Terry and Anelka though. They are outwighed by sterling gents like Lampsy, Little Mick, FloMal and Drogsy. Oh and IVAN the Engine. What a machine.Don't ever forget Ashley Cole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 I don't mind Coley. It wasn't me he cheated on. I've got nothing against him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 Mario Balotelli has won the Golden Boy award for best young player in Europe. Second place was Jack Wilshere, to which Balotelli said "Jack Wil...? Sorry I don't know him, but when we play Arsenal I will keep an eye on him. Perhaps I will show him the award and remind him that I won it"He then went on to say he's better than previous winners Rooney and Fabregas, and the only previous winner who is "just a little stronger" than him is Lionel Mesi.I'm glad he's already believing the hype. Not many other people are. He'll probably just be another Denilson (Betis Denilson, not Arsenal Denilson) who was convinced he was the best player on the planet, but ended up being fucking mince. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 I really, really want his hat.I'm not joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 Just buy a pair of rubber gloves and colour the fingers in different colours. Sorted. No need to pay 350 like he probably did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 Better plan: I'll get my mum to knit me one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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